Attention-seeking heresy, that’s what it is. Plain. And. Simple. May you be forced to spend eternity in a room with Yakov Smirnov and Gallagher. Without plastic wrap. Or shot glasses. Or a door that opens from the inside.
May 20, 2004
The most recent thought to pass through my head
Why would anyone want to read a post about this…? **** update: …oooh, sour cream and onion Pringles…
May 20, 2004
9 things that did not happen to me as a young man that I’ve come to claim (at one time or ano
Got into a fist fight with Nicholas Cage (nee Coppola) on a beach near* San Mateo, California, c. 1982. Lost the fight, but got in several good shots — including one that bloodied his ear. Elisabeth Shue was involved. Sexed up a jack-o-lantern carved to look like Tawny Kitaen. Hit 3 homeruns in a minor league baseball game while playing shortstop for the Hagerstown Suns, 1985; was forced to retire
May 20, 2004
9 things that did not happen to me as a young man that I’ve come to claim (at one time or ano
Got into a fist fight with Nicholas Cage (nee Coppola) on a beach near* San Mateo, California, c. 1982. Lost the fight, but got in several good shots — including one that bloodied his ear. Elisabeth Shue was involved. Sexed up a jack-o-lantern carved to look like Tawny Kitaen. Hit 3 homeruns in a minor league baseball game while playing shortstop for the Hagerstown Suns, 1985; was forced to retire
May 20, 2004
Branding
“Welcome to Emory University: Like China, but with grits!” **** h/t Will Collier
May 20, 2004
Current Mood: Stephen Crane Naturalism
A man said to the universe: “Sir I exist!” “However,” replied the universe, “The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation.” Current Favorite Color / marine snail / shrubby, trailing, evergreen plant: periwinkle
May 20, 2004
Current Mood: Stephen Crane Naturalism
A man said to the universe: “Sir I exist!” “However,” replied the universe, “The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation.” Current Favorite Color / marine snail / shrubby, trailing, evergreen plant: periwinkle
May 20, 2004
Professor Charles Kingsfield sees marked improvment in the progress of James T. Hart
Professor Kingsfield: “Mr. Hart…! That is the most intelligent thing you’ve said all day. You may take your seat.”
May 20, 2004
A Poem from 1968 1958, Revised by the Ghost of Richard Brautigan, 2004 (sixth in a series)
My Insect Funeral Part 9 When I was a child I had a graveyard where I buried insects and dead birds under a rose tree. I would bury the insects in tin foil and match boxes. I would bury the birds in pieces of red cloth. It was all very sad and I would cry as I scooped the dirt into their small graves with a spoon. Baudelaire Michael Moore
May 20, 2004
News from the front lines
From The Washington Post: “U.S. soldiers raided the home of America’s one-time ally Ahmad Chalabi on Thursday and seized documents and computers. […] The Americans also raided other offices of the INC, [Chalabi aide Haider] Musawi said. U.S. officials declined to comment on the raid targeting a longtime ally of the Pentagon. Privately, however, American authorities have complained that Chalabi is interfering with a U.S. investigation into allegations that Saddam