I wouldn’t dream of beating seafoam green with a stick. In fact, were it up to me I’d enroll it in one of those Montessori schools. But it’s not up to me. Alas.
You know, I never could get through a Tom Robbins novel. Oh sure, every page has five things that you want to read aloud to the nearest person. “Check out these seven different ways to describe tequila! How awesome!”
But after 50 pages or so, I need to reach for an antidote. Say, a book about repairing small gas-powered engines. Ah, solid ground.
You can’t beat seafoam green with a stick. No sir.
I wouldn’t dream of beating seafoam green with a stick. In fact, were it up to me I’d enroll it in one of those Montessori schools. But it’s not up to me. Alas.
Protein Wisdom. Where the randomulator is always set at 11, and the pan is always dead.
(Randomulator is accented on the second syllable.)
Pan? You mean like the goat guy from Jitterbug Perfume?
You know, I never could get through a Tom Robbins novel. Oh sure, every page has five things that you want to read aloud to the nearest person. “Check out these seven different ways to describe tequila! How awesome!”
But after 50 pages or so, I need to reach for an antidote. Say, a book about repairing small gas-powered engines. Ah, solid ground.