Q: How many President Gloria Arroyos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: “Just go ahead and take the whole lamp. And this $6,000,000.00. Is there anything else we can get for you…?”*
July 19, 2004
Site Changes
Spent the weekend switching the site over to Expression Engine from Movable Type. Please let me know if you find any bugs or oddities. Michael Moore? Like a VW Bus in a baseball cap and a bib. With barbecue sauce and rib meat smeared all over the grill. update: Thanks for all the feedback. We’ll work on that right column overlap problem that some of you are having in Netscape
July 17, 2004
Saturday stuff
Off to my wife’s company picnic — Mexican food, strangers, and 100-degree heat. Looking forward to my time on the john later this afternoon. Well then. Peace love and enchiladas grande.
July 17, 2004
Unbelievable
No. I take that back. Let’s go with completely predictable, instead. Christ. It’s like half the country’s in junior high school.
July 17, 2004
Once more into the (security) breach
“Los Alamos National Laboratory director Pete Nanos shut down the country’s leading nuclear weapons lab on Friday,” DefenseTech is reporting. …Which means somebody must’ve finally gotten around to stealing all the doors and windows. *** h/t Glenn
July 17, 2004
A question for my Levi’s
Me: “Have you gotten smaller or have I gotten bigger?” Levi’s: “I dunno, which one of us just ate a whole Little Caesar’s pepperoni pizza while sitting on his ass watching a Charles Bronson movie…?” Me: “You make a good point.”
July 17, 2004
A question for my Levi’s
Me: “Have you gotten smaller or have I gotten bigger?” Levi’s: “I dunno, which one of us just ate a whole Little Caesar’s pepperoni pizza while sitting on his ass watching a Charles Bronson movie…?” Me: “You make a good point.”
July 16, 2004
Ninth in a series of real-time empirical observations
As you read this, Martha Stewart is molding her toothbrush into a makeshift shiv using nothing but a pine cone, two rubberbands, and some cherrywood-scented body lotion. Martha ain’t gonna be nobody’s bitch.
July 16, 2004
The Suburban Sundries Shack post
The sound you are about to hear is my good will evaporating. Ready? Begin. Banzaiiiiiiiiii! *
July 16, 2004
Film reviews in 5 words or less, #11
I, Robot (2004) Directed by Alex Proyas. Stars Will Smith, Bridget Moynahan, Alan Tudyk, and James Cromwell. Five words or less review: Asimov spins in his grave.