Me: “Have you gotten smaller or have I gotten bigger?”
Levi’s: “I dunno, which one of us just ate a whole Little Caesar’s pepperoni pizza while sitting on his ass watching a Charles Bronson movie…?”
Me: “You make a good point.”
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I always blame it on the humidity. You know how that humid weather shrinks fabrics??
never mess with the Levi. They know things.
Which Charles Bronson movie? Some tend to be a bit more fattening than others.
Little Caesars?
I presume the Colorado variant is something of a higher quality than the Texas version. Now if you’ll pardon me, I have some Papa Johns to finish off.
Technically, I still wear the same size Levi’s I did in high school almost 30 years ago.
Unfortunately it’s the ultra-fat-ass/loose-fit/baggy-tent 34 waist size they keep introducing, probably to placate delusional 40-somethings like myself who still drink all the beer they want hoping the “get out of fat, free” card of their youth hasn’t expired yet.
It could be both.
”Which Charles Bronson movie?”
The Mechanic. Which is a pretty damn good action flick.
Excellent flick. But for fat-free, low-carb, Atkins-friendly Bronson Goodness, I prefer Once Upon a Time in the West. But Henry Fonda can cause Movie-Seat Spread if not taken in moderation.
Ah, The Mechanic, I remember when I wished I looked like Jan Michael Vincent …
I think it’s the Levis. I just got back from a week in Colorado, eating like a pig when I wasn’t fishing, and I lost 2 pounds during the trip. Obviously the thin air makes calories too slippery to stick to my butt.
I once ate a cookie whilst watching Rocky IV. Just thought you guys would like to know.