By the time you finish reading this post, Janeane Garofalo will have been “cooly ironic” for 17 years, 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours, 11 minutes, and (roughly) 25 seconds straight. Not that she cares what any of you unhip mallshoppers think.
July 21, 2004
Rand Simberg
has a point. Tangentially related: Michael Moore doesn’t. But he does have a weakness for pastry.*
July 21, 2004
9 names for Ben & Jerry’s Ted Kennedy tribute ice cream.*
40 mg. Lipitor Crunch Scotch Almond Neat, and no, I don’t want any goddamn water with it Mint Chocolate Fillibuster Hooterlicious Sour Cream Potato Skin Frenzy Star Spangled Spending Krispy Kegger and bring on the hookers! Juniper Berries, Cocktail Onions and Cream Rocky Load Cookies and Kopechne *It exists. In my head.
July 21, 2004
9 names for Ben & Jerry’s Ted Kennedy tribute ice cream.*
40 mg. Lipitor Crunch Scotch Almond Neat, and no, I don’t want any goddamn water with it Mint Chocolate Fillibuster Hooterlicious Sour Cream Potato Skin Frenzy Star Spangled Spending Krispy Kegger and bring on the hookers! Juniper Berries, Cocktail Onions and Cream Rocky Load Cookies and Kopechne *It exists. In my head.
July 21, 2004
Found
Slain hostage Paul Johnson’s head. In some dude’s freezer in a Riyadh villa. Probably just a cultural thing, this keeping of severed hostage heads in the icebox. A quaint indigenous custom, like drinking tea in the desert. So let’s not be so quick to pass judgment. After all, it was America who gave the world disco and fast food. **** h/t James Joyner, who has much more here.
July 21, 2004
Noxious Emissions
From a National Center for Public Policy Research press release : According to a July 20 Associated Press article by Mark Johnson, “Eight states and New York City intend to sue five of the country’s largest power producers to demand they cut carbon dioxide emissions, which are believed to be linked to global warming. The attorneys general from California, Connecticut, Iowa, New Jersey, New York, Rhode Island, Vermont, Wisconsin, as
July 21, 2004
The Sandy Berger’s Lament poem
Were I a marsupial, none of you would care what I stuffed in my pockets. Instead, you’d love me and pet me and feed me tasty eucalyptus leaves.
July 21, 2004
The Sandy Berger’s Lament poem
Were I a marsupial, none of you would care what I stuffed in my pockets. Instead, you’d love me and pet me and feed me tasty eucalyptus leaves.
July 21, 2004
Words that just sound funny, #138: morass
eg. “Is that your morass?” “Yes, that morass belongs to me.” **** alt. usage (Democrats): “No, that morass belongs to Smirky McChimpyburton and all the greedy, bloodsoaked corporate puppeteers who pull his strings.”
July 21, 2004
Words that just sound funny, #138: morass
eg. “Is that your morass?” “Yes, that morass belongs to me.” **** alt. usage (Democrats): “No, that morass belongs to Smirky McChimpyburton and all the greedy, bloodsoaked corporate puppeteers who pull his strings.”