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9 names for Ben & Jerry’s Ted Kennedy tribute ice cream.*

  1. 40 mg. Lipitor Crunch
  2. Scotch Almond Neat, and no, I don’t want any goddamn water with it
  3. Mint Chocolate Fillibuster
  4. Hooterlicious Sour Cream Potato Skin Frenzy
  5. Star Spangled Spending
  6. Krispy Kegger and bring on the hookers!
  7. Juniper Berries, Cocktail Onions and Cream
  8. Rocky Load
  9. Cookies and Kopechne

*It exists.  In my head.

15 Replies to “9 names for Ben & Jerry’s Ted Kennedy tribute ice cream.*”

  1. Scott P says:

    I’m sure he’ll have a liberal scoop of all of them…

  2. zombyboy says:

    Ooo, Star Spangled Spending! Can I get that topped with Nationalized Health Care?

    Thanks, man.

  3. Scott P says:

    I’m sure a “Cookies and Kopechne” float is not on the menu.  How ‘bout a Split?

  4. SarahW says:

    40mg Lipitor crunch –

    Can Ted be the twin that smacks into the pane of glass?

  5. Matt says:

    Underwater Wench

  6. Silicon Valley Jim says:

    Saltwater Taffy

    Secretaries and Cream

    Oldsmobile Crunch

  7. Mint Chocolate Whoring Your Dead Brothers’ Legacy For Personal Enrichment

  8. SarahW says:

    And the Pants on Fire line, which they just started, might include:

    5. Foxy-Socksy lite

    4. Hot pocket chocolate

    3. Stickybuns Swirl

    2. Top Secret Creme

    1. blueberry dress

    No hotlinks in comments anymore?

  9. SarahW says:

    This is a test <a href=”http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/local/aplocal_story.asp?category=6420&slug=WA Pants on Fire”>*</a>

  10. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Sarah —

    Looks like you can hotlink without the tags. Just type the url:  https://www.proteinwisdom.com

  11. Jeff Goldstein says:

    holy smokes

  12. pbird says:

    Rocky Load is inspired.  I salute you.

  13. dave says:

    I second the motion on “Rocky Load.” I’ve read this post 3 times now and I giggle uncontrollably whenever I say it aloud. Funny s**t!

  14. SarahW says:

    Kopechne ice cream makes the news.

    If you can squint. Also the witness got the name of the ice cream partly wrong.

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