Let’s never mention that again.
July 30, 2004
The John Kerry is a Hero poem
“I am the giver of life, champion to domesticated rodents thrown suddenly from small boats. “Would Bush blow air into a black rat’s mouth? Or would Licorice have died right there in the water, dreaming of one last piss on his woodchips…?”*
July 30, 2004
Separated at birth…?
Uncanny, isn’t it? **** h/t Dario see also: Jeff Jarvis and Steven Taylor (h/t Mark)
July 30, 2004
Separated at birth…?
Uncanny, isn’t it? **** h/t Dario see also: Jeff Jarvis and Steven Taylor (h/t Mark)
July 30, 2004
protein wisdom’s Democratic National Convention coverage, 15
Woke up under a pile of windbreakers and ponchos in the backseat of James Taylor’s tour bus at about 3 am EST, one of the Kerry daughters passed out nude in the aisle, Tipper Gore folded over JT’s lap like a fleshy pink topcoat. The bus was cruising through Connecticut on its way down to the Carolinas, the driver told me, so I begged out, and he was cool enough
July 30, 2004
protein wisdom’s Democratic National Convention coverage, 15
Woke up under a pile of windbreakers and ponchos in the backseat of James Taylor’s tour bus at about 3 am EST, one of the Kerry daughters passed out nude in the aisle, Tipper Gore folded over JT’s lap like a fleshy pink topcoat. The bus was cruising through Connecticut on its way down to the Carolinas, the driver told me, so I begged out, and he was cool enough
July 30, 2004
The choice is yours
**** see also: Bill, TalkLeft, ASV, Malkin, Steve Green, Captain Ed, Instapundit, Ace, Jay Reding, QandO and John Beck
July 30, 2004
protein wisdom’s Democratic National Convention coverage, 14
Carol King. Quaaludes. Glow sticks. More Quaaludes. Scads of dancing liberals in crazy ritual headgear… This is all really freaky, man… **** update: uh, what was it I was going to say…? update 2: oh yeah. I had this really strange flashback…
July 30, 2004
protein wisdom’s Democratic National Convention coverage, 14
Carol King. Quaaludes. Glow sticks. More Quaaludes. Scads of dancing liberals in crazy ritual headgear… This is all really freaky, man… **** update: uh, what was it I was going to say…? update 2: oh yeah. I had this really strange flashback…
July 29, 2004
protein wisdom’s Democratic National Convention coverage, 13
Smoked a fatty with a clatch of Willy Nelson roadies during an early afternoon sound check, and I’m happy to report that there really are two Americas. There must be. Because weed of this quality doesn’t come from any America I know of, that’s for damn sure. Off to find me some snacking chips. Or maybe a Mallow Pie. Developing… update: Time for a nap.