“I am the giver of life,
champion to domesticated
rodents thrown suddenly
from small boats.
“Would Bush blow air into
a black rat’s mouth? Or would
Licorice have died right there in
the water, dreaming of one last piss
on his woodchips…?”*
Brilliant.
Can I return to my exercise wheel to spin for the proletariat now?
Oh man, speaking of piss, I think I just soiled myself!!
This has to be the funniest thing I’ve ever read on any blog, anywhere this week. Hell, this month. Okay. Best.Poem.Ever.
Yes, it is all that.
But Joan, have you been to Ace of Spades Haiku contest today? There’s even a friendly moonbat to play with!
Seriously, its getting pretty funny in there.
ace.mu.nu
Cool, I linked to it.
Figures that the Kerry kid got it wrong. That’s not the hamster story I was trying to get started in the tabloids…
Okay. Post the hamster story. I have heard about it but have never heard it or read it.
Please?
I thought John Kerry was a “caged hamster.”
La Femme Crickita,
I tried to email but it bounced back. Here it is:
Actually, my comment was just a cheap joke – that old gerbil myth about Richard Gere. If you haven’t heard the myth, supposedly some guys would tape up a gerbil and, er, insert it and allow it to wiggle. The story was that Richard Gere or whoever the rumor was about that time (I heard at least a couple names at different times) had to have one surgically removed.
And no, I won’t post the story. Eww. [oops, too late!]
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