Yeah, so? What business is it of yours? Do me a favor, leave me alone. Stop badgering me. But buy me a drink first, please. If it’s not too much trouble. Or don’t, I really don’t care. You nasty, nasty jaggoff. update: I’m sorry. update 2: You miserable crack whore. …Say, you wanna go for some sushi with me later…?
August 3, 2004
Daily Double (or, Fun with the Past Tense)
“Two Al Qaeda Bigs Among Many Caught in Pakistan”: Pakistani authorities have arrested several suspected Al Qaeda militants, including two high-ranked terrorists sought by the United States, officials said Tuesday. Interior Minister Faisal Saleh Hayyat told Pakistan’s Geo television that authorities had nabbed two “high-level Al Qaeda terrorists” who have U.S. bounties on their heads. He said the men were arrested in Punjab province in the past two days but
August 3, 2004
Thirteenth in a series of real-time empirical observations
Christ, I need to take a shower and feed the kid. I’ve got a doctor’s appointment in, like, an hour. update: in the time it takes you to read this update, Michael Moore will have guzzled down all the mayonnaise and finely diced deli meats he was able to cram into Ben Affleck’s beer bong.
August 3, 2004
Politicizing the War on Terror: You decide 2004
“U.S. officials: Intel dated back as far as 2000, 2001” U.S. officials say the detailed surveillance photos and documents that prompted higher terror warnings dated from as far back as 2000 and 2001, and Homeland Security Secretary Tom Ridge said Tuesday the government concluded “it was essential” to publicize it and raise the terror alert. Speaking at a news conference in New York, Ridge said that because of the heightened
August 3, 2004
Politicizing the War on Terror: You decide 2004
“U.S. officials: Intel dated back as far as 2000, 2001” U.S. officials say the detailed surveillance photos and documents that prompted higher terror warnings dated from as far back as 2000 and 2001, and Homeland Security Secretary Tom Ridge said Tuesday the government concluded “it was essential” to publicize it and raise the terror alert. Speaking at a news conference in New York, Ridge said that because of the heightened
August 2, 2004
Kibbles and Bits (and bits and bits)
Evidently, masturbation is a lost art among the Myanmarese….
August 2, 2004
John Edwards professes his love for bunnies
Edwards: “It’s true. I love bunnies. I find them to be quite adorable. What of it?” ***update*** Jimmy Carter responds: “Bunnies are the Devil’s handmaidens, John. And they can swim like fish. Giant, hairy, buck-toothed fish. Watch yourself.”*
August 2, 2004
9 names Teresa Heinz Kerry uses privately when referring to Wendy’s chili
“It’s pronounced chil-ay, peasants.” Boeuf fra diablo What our maids eat “Take it away. Now!” Beans are for poor people Bushcountry caviar “I believe I’ve soiled my panties, John” Montezuma’s gristle-filled revenge That brown stuff in the yellow cup **** h/t Jeff Wilcox. Story 1. Story 2. Much more here. And here.
August 2, 2004
9 names Teresa Heinz Kerry uses privately when referring to Wendy’s chili
“It’s pronounced chil-ay, peasants.” Boeuf fra diablo What our maids eat “Take it away. Now!” Beans are for poor people Bushcountry caviar “I believe I’ve soiled my panties, John” Montezuma’s gristle-filled revenge That brown stuff in the yellow cup **** h/t Jeff Wilcox. Story 1. Story 2. Much more here. And here.