Christ, I need to take a shower and feed the kid. I’ve got a doctor’s appointment in, like, an hour.
update: in the time it takes you to read this update, Michael Moore will have guzzled down all the mayonnaise and finely diced deli meats he was able to cram into Ben Affleck’s beer bong.
In the time it takes you to read this comment, the Democrats will have officially questioned the timing of something. Probably lunch.