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John Edwards professes his love for bunnies

Edwards:  “It’s true.  I love bunnies.  I find them to be quite adorable.  What of it?”

***update***

Jimmy Carter responds:  “Bunnies are the Devil’s handmaidens, John.  And they can swim like fish.  Giant, hairy, buck-toothed fish.  Watch yourself.”*

18 Replies to “John Edwards professes his love for bunnies”

  1. Scott R says:

    What’s his take on baby ducks?

  2. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Loves ‘em.  Little baby ducks, old pickup trucks, something something in the rain…

  3. Silicon Valley Jim says:

    He needs to be quiet about that; Jimmy Carter might disapprove.  Jimmy doesn’t like bunnies one bit.

  4. Nordicgirl says:

    Is Edwards taking any complex views on

    little fuzzy pups

    bourbon in a glass – and grass?

  5. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Rumor has it he once sued a little fuzzy pup, but I can’t confirm that at this time.  I certainly wouldn’t put it past him.

  6. Tom Paxton says:

    President Carter got into his boat,

    Wasn’t in a hurry, wanted to float,

    Think about the country, think about sin.

    Along came a rabbit and he tried to climb in,

    And what did Jimmy say?

    “I don’t want a bunny-wunny in my widdle old boat,

    In my widdle old boat on the pond,

    For the bunny might be cwazy and he’d bit me in the fwoat,

    In my widdle old boat on the pond.”

  7. Chrees says:

    I love rabbits too. Preferably braised, placed on a bed of steamed vegetables with a red-wine demi-glace.

    Or you can just serve ‘em with other vittles as your heart desires.

  8. I’m filing a formal protest against this post.

    It’s clearly derivative of the John Edwards hummel figure featured on my site. You’ll be hearing from my lawyers.

  9. Jeff Goldstein says:

    I was thinking of my own collectible haiku plate sets, actually. 

    And bunnies, of course.

  10. Truth be told, I have no recollection of that post.

    But sarah from Bluemerle did, and she did a little photoshop action over at my site that you might want to check out.

  11. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Truth be told, I have no recollection of that post.

    Why would you?  I’m a forgettable hack.  Nothing I produce is of any value. 

    The plate looks nice, though.

  12. Jim Valvis says:

    Monkey loveses the spanky.

    Edwards loveses the bunny.

  13. BillB says:

    In times like these I am reminded of the immortal words of Tim the Enchanter:

    “I WARNED you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you know, didn’t you? Oh, it’s just a harmless little BUNNY, isn’t it? “

  14. I’m a forgettable hack.

    I’m glad that someone finally acknowledged the great big purple elephant in the room …

  15. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Suburban Sundries Shack did that awhile back, Bill. 

    Christ, even your comments are cheap knockoffs.

  16. You know Jeff, sometimes the things that you say make the Baby Jesus cry in his manger.

  17. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Yes, but they’re forgettable

    No harm, no foul, right?  At least, that’s what my apple always says.

  18. Robin Roberts says:

    There is always “Bun Bun” the Sheva tank in John Ringo’s series.

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