- “It’s pronounced chil-ay, peasants.”
- Boeuf fra diablo
- What our maids eat
- “Take it away. Now!”
- Beans are for poor people
- Bushcountry caviar
- “I believe I’ve soiled my panties, John”
- Montezuma’s gristle-filled revenge
- That brown stuff in the yellow cup
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h/t Jeff Wilcox. Story 1. Story 2. Much more here. And here.
#9 That brown stuff in the yellow cup.
“Yes ma’am, that’s our “Milli Vanilli Chili.”
It all depends on what your meaning of the word “eat” is . . . .
Thérèse thought it was boudin du pays, or blood pudding, & was distressed to find that this staple was unavailable in many vulgar proletarian eateries
“Bushcountry caviar”
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Yeah, my McIntosh apple got a kick out of that one, too.
“A perfect test-food for the new royal taster.”
Off-topic, I suppose, but, what’s with the “Heinz Kerry”? Her former husband’s name plus her current husband’s name? “Simoes-Ferreira Kerry” would be understandable, but “Heinz Kerry” doesn’t have any parallels that occur to me.
So…did they stiff the diner for the 125 meals that they pre-ordered, and then passed right by?
And, am I mistaken… or did they order three meals for lunch?
I ordered the chili before I ordered the shrimp vindallo.
SVJim:
Come on man, ya gotta keep up. She’s been Teresa Heinz since she married Kerry, and only added the Kerry part when he started to campaign. Same thing Hilary Rodham did for Clinton (though I will admit that Rodham campaigned early in his career without the Clinton part, added it, dropped it, then added it back for the presidential run). But ya, given name, first husband, second husband, is a little strange. Though JackieO was most often referred to as Jacqueline (sp?) Kennedy Onassis, and not Bouvier Onassis.
My favorite appelation is Terry Kerry. Works for me.
It’s that reddish swill that makes me pahs gahs.
“Don’t worry, lovie-dear, the help is on the way.”
– John Kerry, Beacon Hill
Teresa Heinz Kerry gut reaction to Wendy’s chili / my gut reaction to Kerry campaign gaffes / John Kerry’s gut reaction to the Whoopster:
This shit just gets funnier every day.
(Teresa to John after consuming the bowl of Wendy’s chili)
Quick, Johh! Grab the matches and light this one! My God, Edwards’ hair is on fire!