…which so precisely illustrates the pandering paternalism of John Kerry the candidate that I have little more to offer, save to point out that 50% of the American electorate evidently wants to wake November 3rd to find this elitist fop’s finger in their ass.* Go figure.
August 12, 2004
“Dr. Kerry is here to cure you all,’’ the Democratic candidate for president told 200 Nevada senior citizens yesterday…
August 12, 2004
Great 70s-era put downs that no longer resonate (third in a series)
“Rip Taylor called. He wants his gay back.”
August 12, 2004
Peter, Paul, and Mary: a (quasi-libertarian) reimagining
If I had a hammer / I’d probably just keep it in my toolbox until I needed to drive a nail into something / Or pull a nail out of something—like, say, old shelving / Nope. No hammering out danger or warning from this guy’s hammer / Because this guy’s hammer knows when to mind its own goddamned business / Unlike those flower-loving hippie hammers.
August 11, 2004
Schism
From Drudge, via VP and commenter Scott P: “Separate Hotel Rooms After Shouting Match” **Exclusive** Democrat presidential hopeful John Kerry and his wife got into a heated argument after a campaign rally in Arizona Sunday night—a heated argument so hot they spent the night in different rooms! A well-placed law enforcement source tells DRUDGE how Kerry and Teresa Heinz moved to separate suites at Flagstaff’s Little America Hotel. “It was
August 11, 2004
Usama bin plannin’
Bill Gertz, The Washington Times: “U.S. intelligence officials say a high-profile political assassination, triggered by the public release of a new message from Osama bin Laden, will lead off the next major al Qaeda terrorist attack, The Washington Times has learned. “The assassination plan is among new details of al Qaeda plots disclosed by U.S. officials familiar with intelligence reports who, speaking on condition of anonymity, said the killing could
August 11, 2004
Usama bin plannin’
Bill Gertz, The Washington Times: “U.S. intelligence officials say a high-profile political assassination, triggered by the public release of a new message from Osama bin Laden, will lead off the next major al Qaeda terrorist attack, The Washington Times has learned. “The assassination plan is among new details of al Qaeda plots disclosed by U.S. officials familiar with intelligence reports who, speaking on condition of anonymity, said the killing could
August 11, 2004
The John Kerry Christmas in Cambodia poem
So I misspoke, so what? I meant near Cambodia. Does it matter? I mean, what does the Vietnam War have to do with my ability to govern a country, anyway? Now please, can we maybe talk about the issues for a change…? *** update: Giant water rabbits! And me without my Billy Beer.
August 11, 2004
Wednesday riddle
Q: How many Teresa Heinz Kerrys does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Please. That’s what immigrants are for.
August 11, 2004
Because when people think protein wisdom…
…they think meat tenderizer. [insert predictable erectile dysfunction joke here, Bill].
Shannon Elizabeth comments on the threat tropical storm Charley poses to Jamaica and the Cayman Islands
“Omigod, tropical storms just suck, don’t they? I mean, I love Jamaica, what with the dreadlocks and reggae music and beaches. The Caymans, too. It’s so beautiful and peaceful there. “…Say, did you know that I can hang coats from my nipples?”