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Scenes from my driveway, continued x 52

Deadbeat neighbor: “Beautiful day, eh?” Me: “Not if you happen to have a goiter the size of a kiwi, it isn’t.  Or an infected toenail that leaks green pus if you so much as look at it.” Deadbeat neighbor: “Oh. I’m sorry. Are you sick?” Me: ”Me?  Naw.  Just speculating.”

Meet your Accused BTK Killer:  Park City compliance supervisor Dennis Rader

From the Kansas City Star: Dennis L. Rader, 59, has worked as a compliance supervisor for Park City in charge of animal control, nuisances, inoperable vehicles and general code compliance since about 1990. He grew up in the Park City area and has lived there ever since. He worked for Coleman in the early 1970s—as did two of BTK’s early victims. He served in the military during the Vietnam era

Creating new terrorists: Chimpy McHitlerBurton’s smirky rodeo ride through history continues, #2

From the BBC Egypt’s President Hosni Mubarak has asked parliament to change the constitution to allow multiple candidates in presidential polls. The surprise announcement followed US and domestic pressure for reform in the Arab world’s most populous nation. Mr Mubarak said the move was aimed at bringing the law “in line with this stage of our nation’s history”. The proposal will be put to referendum before September’s presidential poll. Currently,

Sure we wish peace.  But not if it means we have to stop blowing up Israeli teens.

From Reuters: Over 30 50 people were wounded [with three confirmed dead] in an explosion at a club in the Israeli city of Tel Aviv on Friday, media and emergency services said. The blast was likely caused by Palestinian militants, Israeli media reported. It was the first such explosion since Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon and Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas declared a cease-fire aimed at ending more than four years

University of Colorado Ethnic Studies professor and anti-American firebrand Ward Churchill and 70s Kung-fu expert and counterculture icon Billy Jack muse on the nature of art and referentiality

“What people don’t understand is that we Native Americans think of ‘art’ as a communal gift. So the idea that any one person can actually claim ownership over a piece of art is as alien to our culture as Moo-shu pork or ceramic angels, and about as ludicrous, to our way of thinking, as trying to claim ownership over the concept of beauty itself.”* “I hear you.  I stole this

Meditation upon woman, continued

update 5: “But if you don’t mind, I’ll balance the checkbook, okay?”*

Another moment of unabashed pragmatism (John Fund edition)

Go ahead, help yourself.  I’m not using it.

From the “Imperialist Fascist Occupiers Violate the Civil Rights of Terrorist Leaders by Capturing Them” files

AP, breaking: Iraqi forces captured the leader of an al-Qaida-affiliated terrorist cell allegedly responsible for carrying out a string of beheadings in Iraq, the government said, and 30 people were killed in a string of bloody attacks, among them three American soldiers. Also Monday, the Iraqi government said that Iraqi forces had captured a key aide to Jordanian-born terrorist Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, who leads an insurgency affiliated with Osama bin

a protein wisdom public service announcement, taken directly from Cecil Adams at “The Straight Dope”

(1) Despite oodles of scientific experiments, [experts] don’t exactly know how nitrous oxide works. “The best surmise,” it says [in Nitrous Oxide, Edmond Eger, ed.], “is that the gas acts indirectly, perhaps through a pain-inhibiting system in the spinal cord that releases a substance whose effect in turn inhibits a particular neurotransmitter required for pain-signal passage.” Check. (2) No short-term harm is attributed to nitrous oxide, the experts say, although

A clearly agitated Wolfgang Puck berates his Oscar-night catering staff

Puck:  “Which one of you stupidheads forgot to pre-shape the smoked salmon into little Oscars™ before garnishing it with plump and lovely capers?  Because now we must begin all over again.  You realize this, no…? ”Answer Wolfgang, you bitches!”