AP, breaking:
Iraqi forces captured the leader of an al-Qaida-affiliated terrorist cell allegedly responsible for carrying out a string of beheadings in Iraq, the government said, and 30 people were killed in a string of bloody attacks, among them three American soldiers.
Also Monday, the Iraqi government said that Iraqi forces had captured a key aide to Jordanian-born terrorist Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, who leads an insurgency affiliated with Osama bin Laden’s al-Qaida network.
The man, identified as Talib Mikhlif Arsan Walman al-Dulaymi, also known as Abu Qutaybah, was captured during a Feb. 20 raid in Anah, about 160 miles northwest of Baghdad, a government announcement said.
“Abu Qutaybah was responsible for determining who, when and how terrorist network leaders would meet with al-Zarqawi,” the government said.
Yessir, Senator Kennedy. It sure is beginning to look more and more like Vietnam over there.
So please, help us, won’t you? Help us to STOP THE TERROR THAT FREEDOM HAS WROUGHT! And while you’re at it, teach us how to get one of them great big free wing buckets at Hooters. I mean, can we just say we’re Senators, or do we have to show, like, credentials and stuff?
I think he has them delivered as a mitigating condition of the restraining order.
Oh, you didn’t hear about that? It was horrific. There were flattened Hooters girls everywhere, and they carted Teddy away in an 18-wheeler, leaving a trail of hot-wing sauce down the highway four inches deep.
I mean, it was like a scene from God Emperor of Dune!
(Anti-spam word: “ill”—sure, rub it in.)
Flat Hooters girls! I – I’m speachless..
Each one emitted an odd double-popping sound as she went down. Most mysterious…
Do you think they had to call in the hazardous materials unit to deal with the silicon spills?