Puck: “Which one of you stupidheads forgot to pre-shape the smoked salmon into little Oscars™ before garnishing it with plump and lovely capers? Because now we must begin all over again. You realize this, no…?
”Answer Wolfgang, you bitches!”
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My Grandfather’s name was Capers.
I don’t think you should be ridiculing an IRON CHEF.
ALLEZ CUISINE!
I want my new tagline to be ”Answer Wolfgang, you bitches. Because it makes me giggle. And I have no idea why.
I’d call it a classic bathetic drop. (Which is a good thing)
Maestro, it was line cook Rock.
You know he has no respect for HOLLYWOOD!
Mr. Puck, the menu’s been changed. They’re going to have a chili dog buffet for 4,000.
In honor of Michael Moore not being in contention, I guess.
And what, precisely, does Chairman Kaga mean by ALLEZ CUISINE! anyway? Go kitchen? Was he going to say ALLEZ CUISINER! when he got a bit of raw green bell pepper caught in his throat?
That’s right, Harrison, always blame the sous-chefs.
Oops, I meant never blame the sous-chefs–it’s always the line cooks’ fault.
I always [spamword] hit the button before I realize what I’ve said…
Either them or the dishwashers.
It just occurred to me that the name “Wolfgang Puck” is a classic bathetic drop as well. It builds to an expected climax then pulls the rug out from under you. And it rhymes with fuck.