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Meditation upon woman, continued

update 5: “But if you don’t mind, I’ll balance the checkbook, okay?”*

19 Replies to “Meditation upon woman, continued”

  1. Diana says:

    “Because women use less gray matter–critical to map-reading–they tend to have more difficulty with this skill than men.”

    Um … ok ….

  2. Jeff Goldstein says:

    I know. Truth is, I couldn’t read a map with a…er, map.

    But it’s science, Diana.  And Mike Gallagher says you can’t question science. Or him.

  3. Diana says:

    I always liked this one –

    “The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn’t ask for directions.”

  4. Truth is, I couldn’t read a map with a…er, map.

    And neither can I, and we both have fabulous verbal ability.

    So I think this means we’re pansies.

  5. Diana says:

    I’ve heard Gallagher’s show from time to time.  He’s certainly leaning toward pocket-rocket science.

  6. McGehee says:

    Reading a map is overrated. What really counts is being able to fold it back up.

  7. Diana says:

    .. then this science headline in 2004 …

    “New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group”

  8. CraigC says:

    What really counts is being able to read it while you’re driving and getting a blow job from some woman who’s very good at that kind of spatial relationship, if you know what I mean.  Because, you know, mathe is hard.

  9. gail says:

    Fabulous verbal ability? Hmmmm. But do you know the difference between mauve and periwinkle?

  10. harrison says:

    Yeth, I do.

  11. gail says:

    Hey Bill, I’m not boycotting you. Typekey is boycotting me. Sexist.

  12. bigbooner says:

    Periwinkle would be Bullwinkle’s older brother.

  13. McGehee says:

    Periwinkle would be Bullwinkle’s older brother.

    The one their dad doesn’t like to talk about anymore.

  14. bigbooner says:

    John Kerry might mention him in a debate or somethin’.

  15. Ana says:

    No. The tail is wagging the dog. We meet expectations. We expect Gidget to be emotional and verbal so we encourage it and her white matter becomes more active. Not the other way around. Unless they are testing newborns.

  16. Ana says:

    No. It was adults.

  17. Fabulous verbal ability? Hmmmm. But do you know the difference between mauve and periwinkle?

    I did that on purpose, dammit.

    I’M ALL MAN!!!

    turing word: “Straight”

    (no shit)

  18. gail says:

    I did that on purpose, dammit.

    Of course you did Bill. Because you have fabulous verbal ability!

    YOU’RE ALL FABULOUS MAN!!!

  19. Attila Girl says:

    The thing that always gets lost in the shuffle here is that there are women who are interested in math and science, and when we get so excited about all this stuff that we begin extrapolating to individuals, young girls who would be interested in pursuing careers in math/science get discouraged because they’ve been told it’s “unfeminine.”

    It’s okay to talk about this, as long as we don’t do it in such a way that we are discouraging the next Marie Curie–because in the future we’re going to need all the technological help we can get. We’ll need female computer programmers and scientists, because it only takes one to make the next breakthrough.

    And I’m a map-readin’ fool.

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