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My seventh brief conversation with Senator Robert Byrd’s (D-WV) Grand Kleagle hood

me: “You following the latest kerfuffle started by your boy Senator Cracker?”* hood: me: “This time, the esteemed gentleman from West Virginia compared the Republicans’ efforts to circumvent a Democratic-led filibuster of federal judges to the tactics of Hitler and the Nazis…”* hood: me: “…though in his defense, I don’t think he really expects Bill Frist to shove Barney Frank or Joe Lieberman into a large convection oven…” hood: me:

Random Alan Colmes fantasy, Wednesday, March 2, 2:49 PM EST

…sure, I can go as many times as you want, Ann.  Only this time, instead of screaming my name, I want you to scream, ‘kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity, bitch…!’

Wonder Twins power: ACTIVATE…?

Bill INDC examines inherent areas of conflict between social conservatives and Bush foreign policy-supporting centrists and libertarians who have joined, for the time being, in a tenuous voting alliance.  Bill’s concern is that social conservatives are interpreting recent Republican electoral successes as a mandate to push their social agenda (which, of course, is natural)—but that in so doing, these social cons are, often quite arrogantly, dismissing and alienating an important

Creating new terrorists: Chimpy McHitlerBurton’s smirky rodeo ride through history continues, #6

From The Weekly Standard, “Wahhabis Go Home”: IN THE PAST FEW WEEKS, Kuwait has been waging its own war on terror at home. The police have engaged in five fierce and bloody gun battles with extremists since January 10, as reported by the Associated Press. Five policemen have been killed in these encounters, along with four security men and two bystanders; foreign observers described police conduct as “ham-handed.” But the

The Martha Stewart Chronicles, day 146

Anybody know for certain…

…whether the judge whose identity was revealed last year by famed lefty “journalist” Robert Fisk (against the wishes of the Iraqi Special Tribunal and the British government, mind you) is the same judge who was assassinated today in Iraq? Because, y’know, that would be ironic. And not just ironic, but “Jeff Gannon being opposed to gay marriage despite having been photographed with a ROCK-HARD GAY PORN COCK” ironic. **** update:

the protein wisdom interview:  Jeff Gannon’s GAY PORN COCK OF LIES

I have to admit to being very disappointed with the answers Jeff Gannon gives in his interview this morning with Lifelikepundits; happily, his GAY PORN COCK OF LIES agreed to answer the same questions, and was a bit more forthcoming than was Jeff.  The transcript of our interview follows. ***EXCLUSIVE: MUST CREDIT PROTEIN WISDOM*** PW: “Welcome, Jeff Gannon’s COCK, and thanks for agreeing to shed some light on a scandal

Creating new terrorists: Chimpy McHitlerBurton’s smirky rodeo ride through history continues, #5

From the AP: More than 2,000 people demonstrated Tuesday at the site of a car bombing south of Baghdad that killed 125 people, chanting “No to terrorism!” An Internet statement purportedly by Abu Musab al-Zarqawi’s al-Qaida in Iraq group claimed responsibility the bombing. YOUR COLONIALIST MEDDLING IS PUSHING ORDINARY IRAQIS TO JOIN THE INSURGENCY, MR BUSH,—PUSHING THEM TO JOIN WITH THE NEW GENERATION OF IRAQI MINUTEMEN FIGHTING FOR NATIONAL PRIDE

Blow Hard(er), update

A little while back I called Mike Gallagher a “third-rate talk show host” after hearing his anti-blogger radio screed.  Well, Gallagher has since apologized for his comments.  And while I still find him a third-rate talk show host, at least he’s a third-rate talk show host with a bit of class. Unlike, say, Al Franken—who, so far as I can tell, is a third-rate talk show host with glasses. ****

Slouching toward dementia, 6 (or, my scissors talk to me again)

Go ahead.  Run with me, bigshot.  See what happens.