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More Ozonol .. gobs and gobs of it .. but not orally!
Is this becoming a habit?
My left ear is stopped up. I can’t concentrate. I’m thinking about using the scissors to dislodge the wax ball that is ruining my day.
My daughter’s friend from school claims to have spent a good part of her recent day off being taunted by a dinner plate, which kept saying “Break me. Break me.” She also has a toy peacock named Pink Floyd. You weren’t tomcatting around the state of Illinois thirteen years ago, were you?
Well, I wasn’t, but I can’t speak for Jeff Gannon’s…uh, you know.
See what happens.
Simple. You put an eye out. Then you spiral down into a hellish existence of drugs, alcohol, debauchery and never calling your mother.
That’s what she said, anyway.
I’ve done more running with rock and paper, myself.
It’s all fun and games until someone gets an eye put out.
Ana, that’s when the fun starts!! :spongg:
http://www.ubergizmo.com/15/archives/2005/03/_ear_vacuum_cle.html
Jeff, try this.
What happened?
Sucked his brains out with that little machine.
Should have used scissors.
Scissors are better cause you
can trim the hair at the same time.
I always figured Jeff’s Indian name would be “Runs with Scissors.”
Stand up straight, don’t slouch.
Hey, McG, that reminds me of the punch line to one of my favorite jokes:
“No, why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?”
Ana,
BB guns are bad that way, I understand.
I thought they used scissors first, then the little machine.
First thing she sees when she looks out the teepee, Craig?
To paraphrase George Carlin, if Indians were named after the first thing they saw upon birth, why don’t we see more Hairy Pussies?
JWebb stop being vulgar. (Sniffs with patrician disdain.) You’re detracting from the overall cuthness of the joint.
See Ana singlehandedly hold back the tides of barbarism! (Ana, do you think they’re depraved on accounta they’re deprived? Or is it the other way around?)
Hey, Officer Krupke, KRUP YOU!!