Random Alan Colmes fantasy, Wednesday, March 2, 2:49 PM EST
…sure, I can go as many times as you want, Ann. Only this time, instead of screaming my name, I want you to scream, ‘kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity, bitch…!’
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…sure, I can go as many times as you want, Ann. Only this time, instead of screaming my name, I want you to scream, ‘kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity, bitch…!’
‘ .. kill their leaders and convert them to Christi … Christi.. CHRIS.. UGGHHHHH..UGHH.. ugghh… mmmmm
Whewww…::lights cigarette:: now where are those Kleenexes ? …or a napkin or a towel or something.. anything..
No no no. What really turns him on is when Ann makes fun of his face. ‘Cause, y’know, it means at least she’s looking.
The only way she would be screaming his name would as part of the phrase, “Get the fuck off me, you Cro-Magnon-looking-freak!”
…would be…
‘ .. kill their leaders and convert them to Christi … Christi.. CHRIS.. UGGHHHHH..UGHH.. ugghh… mmmmm
Whewww…::lights cigarette:: now where are those Kleenexes ? …or a napkin or a towel or something.. anything..
I’ll just use the carpet.. No one will notice…
Spam Word: getting
As in NOT getting any..
Who’s the pitcher and who’s the catcher here?
I know I’ve run across an animated gif of skeletons humping, but my Googling skills are letting me down. I can’t imagine what made me think of that.
I prefer to think Colmes is referring to a rollicking fun game of Aliyah and dreidel spins rather than, you know, that other thing . . .
I hope this is a new on-going series….!