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Random Alan Colmes fantasy, Wednesday, March 2, 2:49 PM EST

…sure, I can go as many times as you want, Ann.  Only this time, instead of screaming my name, I want you to scream, ‘kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity, bitch…!’

8 Replies to “Random Alan Colmes fantasy, Wednesday, March 2, 2:49 PM EST”

  1. McGehee says:

    No no no. What really turns him on is when Ann makes fun of his face. ‘Cause, y’know, it means at least she’s looking.

  2. CraigC says:

    The only way she would be screaming his name would as part of the phrase, “Get the fuck off me, you Cro-Magnon-looking-freak!”

  3. CraigC says:

    …would be

  4. Bi(polar)_Man says:

    …sure, I can go as many times as you want, Ann.  Only this time, instead of screaming my name, I want you to scream, ‘kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity, bitch…!’

    ‘ .. kill their leaders and convert them to Christi … Christi.. CHRIS.. UGGHHHHH..UGHH.. ugghh… mmmmm

    Whewww…::lights cigarette:: now where are those Kleenexes ? …or a napkin or a towel or something.. anything..

    I’ll just use the carpet.. No one will notice…

    Spam Word: getting

    As in NOT getting any..

  5. 3rd_Bird says:

    Who’s the pitcher and who’s the catcher here?

  6. skinbad says:

    I know I’ve run across an animated gif of skeletons humping, but my Googling skills are letting me down. I can’t imagine what made me think of that.

  7. JWebb says:

    …sure, I can go as many times as you want, Ann.

    I prefer to think Colmes is referring to a rollicking fun game of Aliyah and dreidel spins rather than, you know, that other thing . . .

  8. ALa says:

    I hope this is a new on-going series….!

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