From the BBC: Iran has rejected a new US policy offering economic incentives to the Islamic state to give up its nuclear enrichment programme. “No pressure, bribe or threat can make Iran give up its legitimate right” to use nuclear technology for peaceful purposes, said an Iranian spokesman. President George W Bush announced the major change in US policy on Friday. He said the US would back European talks to
Iran to U.S. and Europe: “Take those carrots and shove them straight up your ASSES, western Satans!”
Another question for my Levis
me: “I was thinking about maybe rolling up my cuffs –” Levis: “—No. Absolutely not.” me: “But why not? James Dean used to wear his pants rolled –” Levis: “– Sure. And when you get better-looking and can pull off a smoldering angst face, then we’ll talk. In the meantime though you’d just look short and mildly retarded. And I’m pretty sure that’s not what you’re going for.”
The friend of my enemy is my enemy
Interesting bit from the Weekly Standard‘s “Scrapbook,” March 14: Saddam’s Two Favorite Countries No surprises, here. Agence France Presse reports that Jordan-based lawyer Ziad Khassawneh—one of the defense attorneys who’ve been recruited to defend Saddam Hussein against prospective criminal prosecution by the new Iraqi government—made a good-will mission to Tokyo last week, during which he promised his hosts that Saddam will be “very happy” should Japan decide to withdraw its
Um, it’s Friday. Did you forget about the armadillo, Jeff?
Fact: if you drank a half-bottle of cherry Nyquil and ate through an entire 3.78 liter ziploc bag filled with Psilocybe mexicana (which poorly-hidden bag contained the remainder of my stash, mind you), you’d be in no condition to dance, either. And that’s before I beat you quite savagely with the thickened end of a broomstick.
Speeching truth to power
From Ryan Sager’s “Free Speech For Me But Not For Thee”: Welcome behind the curtains of the campaign-finance reform movement, where ideologues plot to restrict the speech of their fellow citizens while reserving a special free-speech zone for themselves. Sounds paranoid? A little over the top? Consider a report just out from the folks over at Political Money Line, “Campaign Finance Reform Lobby: 1994 to 2004.” Ignored by the media
The “My microwave oven is totally awesome” poem
Forty-six seconds softens an entire frozen butter stick: Bring on the Little neck clams, brother!
Italian “journalist” Giuliana Sgrena goes to the race track
Sgrena: “Wait, who won?” Fellow traveller: “A horse called ‘Democracy in the Middle East,’ if you can believe it. Went off at twelve-to-one.” Sgrena: “Wow. Good thing I’m a Communist, eh? Otherwise I might take that as a sign from Providence.” Fellow traveller: “Yeah. Thank God for dialectical materialism, is what I always say.”*
United Auto Workers to America: “We supported the troops…before we didn’t”
From WXYZ in Michigan: Some U.S. Marines say they were surprised by the decision made by Detroit auto workers about parking. It all started with the cars some Marines drove, and what was on them. The words that have some U.S. Marines in shock came from the man in charge of security at the UAW Solidarity House, on Jefferson in Detroit. For a number of years now, dozens of Marine
What makes a journalist a “real” journalist, and will the phrase GAY PORN COCK OF LIES ever really die?
Confederate Yankee, drawing on his interview with the executive editor of a regional New York newspaper, asks and answers the first question. As to the second question, the answer is no. No it most certainly will not. You can’t kill the GAY PORN COCK OF LIES; you can only hope to domesticate it and make it your friend. For my part, I’m hoping to train it to fetch me the
Parable
1. David vs. Goliath.* 2. David vs. Goliath and the Department of Justice.* Go, David! **** (h/t Gerald D.)
