Forty-six seconds softens
an entire frozen butter stick:
Bring on the Little neck
clams, brother!
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What do you suppose 46 seconds in the microwave would do to your little friend? And, have you finished the teeny-tiny tam’o’shanter and matching scarf?
Rotating micro trays dry
wet dish towels:
But not adorably cute
wet puppies.
Never microwave a puppy. Ingredients for a smoothie should always be kept chilled.
Jesus. How old is your microwave? It’s time to upgrade. It only takes me 15 seconds in my microwave melt a stick of butter. Hit twenty and *poof*, the whole stick is melted.
Which I will be doing shortly as we have snow crab legs for supper.
Being Catholic really sucks sometimes. Poor me.
To tantalize your palate !
As excerpted from “The Poems of Oliver Willis. Volume 1: The Seafood Years.”
UHHHH … I had King Crab a few weeks ago – OMG< was it good. Tonight … not so lucky … tomato sandwich. My husband “forgot” it was friday – he’s out of town … I can only imagine the huge steak he’s gonna have tonight since he’s already blown it.
Damn! Sorry Jeff! Those links seem to track back to the home page (only work when I preview). Won’t do it again ..
Delete all!
We always forget it’s Friday. That way we have something to talk about at confession.
Breaking news: I think I’ve finally got some dirt on Oliver Willis–here.
erg – if you right <click> and “copy shortcut”; paste address & “go” the links do work
How is it that the nice Catholic girls almost always end up with the nice Jewish boy?
Mine’s a Presbyterian.
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