Was visiting the Corner just now, looking for the link Pablo screwed up in the earlier thread’s comments (would love to find that still, by the way [update- bingo!]), and came across this, from Jay Nordlinger:
In Impromptus today, I link to the amazing site Serenity Thru Haiku: Surviving the Obama Years. And I give a sample of the site’s offerings — a haiku concerning health care. May I give another sample? I like it a lot. This haiku is called “Hypocrite,†and it goes
DC vouchers, gone!
Public schools are good enough
But not for his kids.And ask not whose kids we’re talking about . . .
Beautiful.
I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender…
I’m not feeling well today. Have a blast. Write me a haiku that you feel sums up protein wisdom.
Trolls welcome.
jay doesn’t know jeff
did topical haikus back
when barry did lines
we are all RACIST!
BECAUSE OF THE HYPOCRI-
SY! outlaw! OUTLAW!
I coulda been a racehorse.
Go ahead, figure it out. I’ll wait.
sematicleo
sucks the life out of any
good conversation
n
I was gonna go to class. But then I got high
Haiku challenging.
Intentionalism is
Six damned syllables.
arguing language
and meaning can be hopeless
oh, well, choke hold then
Jeff is the best, yo
can’t find another better
so fuck yourself, bitch
Feel better Jeff.
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Janene Garafalo dripping std’s
stupidity also,Thor’s
limpdick brain longing
Protein Wisdom is
like Chrystal Meth except that
your teeth don’t fall out
word
One hundre mil cut!
Like a cup of joe to me
Sounds like a lot though
The fucking link works
Goddammit. Thank you for your
Consideration.
my favorite is lindsey lohan so far
I could maybe do
Five syllables about stuff
But counting is hard
“Write me a haiku that you feel sums up protein wisdom”
Jeff delivering
Free pie for everybody
Intentionally
Gordo is a douche
Of that we can be sure, and
he buggers goats.
Intentionalist.
Outlaws! cock-slapping Progg trolls.
Drunk armadillo?
protein wisdom is
a limerick in haiku
suck it Nantucket
Martha’s prison cell
filled with hermeneutics texts
and handmade dildoes
Haiku application
Is Japanese Twitter
With fewer Letters
Spring!
Uncompromising
Stance against creeping gummint.
Dancing ‘dillos? None.
“protein wisdom is
like killing hobos about
the zeitgeist”, I said
Haiku! Gesundheit.
Classical liberals eat
red pills and bacon
Armadillos sit
in goggle eyed amusement
what were those red pills anyway
P.W. makes me think
Liberty is in trouble
Words are important
Gordo fellates his
Goat while buggering unicorns
It is disturbing
Protien Wisdom
is like a Katana
slicing the flesh of the unwary.
Jeff yours are better
than anything Nordlinger’s
offering today.
Haiku to clownboi #2
Thor, now diseased chokes chicken
slap,slap
the sound of one with clap handing!
some folks have trouble
following five-seven-five
haiku rule.RACISTS!
Say what you mean, dude.
Cockslapping semiotics.
Say what? You mean dude.
Rules aren’t for outlaws.
And others simply have trouble following rules. Period.
P-dub in the Spring
Comments fall off, slightly
Trolls wax daft, dotty
Spring rains on pavement,
Like clue upon our trollbots
It does not soak in.
SOMETHING SOMETHING BLAH BLAH BLAH
HERE’S TO DEAR LEADER
STIMULATE US PLEAWE
NUMBER 9 NUMBER
9 NUMBER 9 NUMBER
9 NUMBER 9 NUM
president black white
prescribes our future color
it’s bloody red-rum
Barack is goofy
but his sycophants are worse
Barack, kill them please
semanticleo
Gordo, Taylor, thor, nishi
Caric, Chucky, Timb!
That doesn’t sum of PW. Just funning.
Outlaw minions wait
promised a ‘dillo dancing
It’ll never happen
i’m a lefty ‘tard
debating is really hard
i play the race card
buttons ftw
what do you mean(ie!)
intent belongs to author
and not my spin job?
Troll: What do you mean?
PW: Why do you ask?
Troll: I’m not, really.
(h/t lee)
pdbuttons, yes!
Captured Gordo perfectly.
The zen of meaning.
Roses Are Red.
Violets are Blue.
Thor is a drunken idiot who must own stock in a scroll wheel manufacturer.
……………….
Burma Shave
Teh Universe ain’t be lying
That free-thought thing is beastly
Er/um, Size counts
Repeal Stimulus.
Restore sensible spending.
Revive liberty.
Because I said so.
polar bears on loose
i swim faster than Al Gore
inconvenient claws
I voted for him?
How many friends did I tell?
Just act natural…
the Motor City
now known as Battery Town
this bus smells like pee
Protein wise we read
Poetry on line
But pie is on the plate
signs, signifiers…
What’s the difference? Jeff knows.
LGF? Who cares.
You’re so proud, aren’t you
With your silly little words
This isn’t so hard
Haikus
Low puns
Intended
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I can’t write haiku,
but then, neither can you.
The roses are wilted,
The violets are dead.
Haiku threads are ridiculous,
Like the voices in Barry’s head.
Underwater grapes
Eaten by underwater
apes. Good God, he’s nuts.
linky:
http://www.riehlworldview.com/carnivorous_conservative/2008/11/poet-laureate-obama.html
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/275200.php#275200
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Kids
The kids smiles spread
And so dose the atmosphere
They make the world spin