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a haiku that, for no reason whatever, imagines FDR as flying 1960s space giant, Ultraman

“The only thing we
have to fear is fear itself.
And huge Jap lizards.”

46 Replies to “a haiku that, for no reason whatever, imagines FDR as flying 1960s space giant, Ultraman”

  1. Jeff G. says:

    See? It’s posts like this that explains why Ace gets 15K hits a day, and I struggle to bring home five.

    Although when I went over there recently it was nice to see a lot of my old commenters.

    Ah, memories.

  2. Serr8d says:

    But the credit hours are so much more transferrable, from here…

  3. Sticky B says:

    So where does that leave Cactus Jack Garner?

  4. rock…tree. I am not
    a gun. Except when I AM,
    fucking Jap bastards!

    yours/
    peter.

  5. Although when I went over there recently it was nice to see a lot of my old commenters.

    “Commenters”? What are these “commenters” of which you speak?

    TW: arrear PROBLEMS OUCH.

    yours/
    peter.

  6. happyfeet says:

    It is like restaurants, your # 1 product is consistency. # 2 is, um, food I guess, and also drinks. Maybe t-shirts and stuff too but that’s mostly just for promotional purposes. Clean restrooms are also important. I also like when I don’t have to ask for water.

  7. SarahW says:

    So ultraman and Godzilla walk into a bar.
    The bartender ducks under the bar, cowering in terror
    But Ultraman says, don’t worry, he’s my newt.

  8. Jeff G. says:

    Heh.

    Ultraman and Godzilla walk into a bar.
    Bartender points to Godszilla, says, “sorry, we don’t serve his kind here.”
    To which Ultraman replies, “What — Jews?”

  9. Great Mencken's Ghost says:

    “The only thing we
    have to fear is fear itself.
    And huge Jap lizards.”

    Not to mention giant, fire-farting flying turtles.

  10. Sharkman says:

    Damn. I loved that show. Pic at the URI.

  11. I also like when I don’t have to ask for water.

    What I like is when the waiter sees you pick up chopsticks at the buffet and immediately brings you extra napkins.

    yours/
    peter.

  12. …and what I hate is an hour later when they start to hide the food.

    yours/
    peter.

  13. Great Mencken's Ghost says:

    I have restraining orders on me at four Sizzlers in L.A. alone…

  14. John Paneta says:

    “You been here four hours…you go now…”

  15. OHNOES says:

    Don’t forget that Patterico catches PW troll runoff.

  16. wishbone says:

    “PW troll runoff”

    Perfect opposition companion shirt to the previously proposed “Official Member of the PW Malignant Strong Force” logo.

  17. serr8d says:

    So where does that leave Cactus Jack Garner?

    宇宙警備隊銀河系局, where else? Since the Martians never managed to take out Roosevelt…

    outlasted social hmmmmph. no doubt…

  18. N. O'Brain says:

    “#Comment by OHNOES on 7/31 @ 1:30 am #

    Don’t forget that Patterico catches PW troll runoff.”

    Yeah, alphie was over there last night.

    A great opportunity to insult him yet again.

    TW: begins claw-like, ends manicured and buffed.

  19. Major John says:

    Ultraman!!! Ultraman, the Space Giants on Channel 44 and A&W rootbeer. I feel like I am home after 5th grade…ahhh! Thanks for that.

  20. Shawn says:

    There’s something to be said for the genre of Japanese monster movie soundtracks. I know nothing brightens up my morning like a triumphant brass section.

  21. lordsomber says:

    He baka gaijin
    Roosevelt’s greatest weapon
    throw Specium Beam

  22. Yeah, alphie hangs out at neoneocon a lot and Phonecian in a time of Romans can be caught at Chicago Boyz from time to time. Haven’t seen Actus.

    yours/
    peter.

  23. Jeffersonian says:

    Alphie’s been trolling Jules Crittenden, too.

    Wasn’t there a hot chick on the Science Patrol?

  24. “Although when I went over there recently it was nice to see a lot of my old commenters.”

    Hey, I haven’t forsaken you, and this is the thanks I get?

    tw: this kisses – hey, now that is more like it.

  25. Rob Crawford says:

    A favorite line from MST3k, said during one of the Japanese “giant man in a suit” movies: “Oh no! They blew up the Hitler building!”

  26. JD says:

    Mystery Science Theatre 3000. Sheer unadulterated brilliance.

  27. JWebb says:

    Funniest movie ever is “Mothra” dubbed in Spanish. Next to “What’s Up Tiger Lilly?” of course.

  28. Rusty says:

    ultraman is great
    no match is he for Godzilla
    Mothra,the twins weep

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  31. Jaun Millalonco says:

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