I’m sorry to announce that I’ll be leaving Protein Wisdom to take an editing position at The Ethical Killbot: The Journal for Conscientious Autonomous Killing Machines.ÂÂ
I’ll be missed.  By you.  You wish me well in all my future endeavors.
That’s really sudden. I always have this thing where I never take a new job like in Spring. It’s always a late Summer early Fall kind of thing. It’s probably not Spring though where you are. It’s like 80 degrees here today though.
One of my favorite bands http://www.dictatortots.com/ is playing tonight, so I must bid you fairwell as we both leave Danno. I suspect they may have songs about robots. I will let you know.
Crap. I just heard Nancy Pelosi say “BIG” oil and their windfall profits and was jonsing for a Dan Collin’s “Nancy and her “BIG” Pharma windfall she facilitated for herself with legislative vote” devotion post. No Such. Luck.
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That’s really sudden. I always have this thing where I never take a new job like in Spring. It’s always a late Summer early Fall kind of thing. It’s probably not Spring though where you are. It’s like 80 degrees here today though.
Thanks, hf. I’ll miss you, too.
Oh. Like Ethical Killbot doesn’t have comments? That sucks. I will miss you awful.
Sure it has comments, but you have to be an ethical killbot.
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One of my favorite bands http://www.dictatortots.com/ is playing tonight, so I must bid you fairwell as we both leave Danno. I suspect they may have songs about robots. I will let you know.
lucky for u i AM an ethical killbot.
Fare enough.
You’re just trying to get a piece of that kewl press that Cap’n Ed got for running over to Hot Air.
You, sir, are not an ethical killbot. And I would prove it if I had the time or inclination to do so. Someone else will have to expose this scandal.
I’ll certainly miss you, DC.
My problem is, how can I miss you if you won’t go away?
Over my dead botty. You kill people here, Dan. Real people are worth almost 2 bots.
For the sake of humanity, fulfill your true potential body count before doing anything rash.
Crap. I just heard Nancy Pelosi say “BIG” oil and their windfall profits and was jonsing for a Dan Collin’s “Nancy and her “BIG” Pharma windfall she facilitated for herself with legislative vote” devotion post. No Such. Luck.
Dan, your ability to predict my reaction to you leaving PW is positively Greenwaldian in accuracy.
I kid. I kid.
But who’s leaving at TEK to make room for you to come in? There’s obviously a finite number of slots over there.
Also, what do they have against dancing armadillo-bots, and dolphin-borgs in pea coats?
The Berserkers laugh at your pretensions.
Ummm, g00gle sez bullshit.
But, just in case, you want I should pshop your face on that shadow-beast?
Huh, weird. I always pictured you as more of a metro sexual C3PO knockoff than a kill bot. This is not the goodbye post you are looking for.
[…] Ethical Killbot has withdrawn their offer to me. Apparently, comments in my goodbye post caused them to take a second look. Comments that suggested I wasn’t killbotty. Comments […]