The Ethical Killbot has withdrawn their offer to me. Apparently, comments in my goodbye post caused them to take a second look. Comments that suggested I wasn’t killbotty. Comments that compared me to a metrosexual C3PO knock-off.
Anyway, the upshot is they called Ric Caric and he explained how unmanly I am. So that’s that. Thanks a lot. You guys are the best.
Well, now you and Amanda have something in common. Upshot!
I’m “a man, duh”?
If it makes you feel any better, sometimes you are more like the crazed temporarily homicidal robot from “Lost In Space”. If it had a fantastic fashion sense and its hairstylist on speed dial.
That rather turns me on, my dear, dear boy.
I will be honest, I thought the original post was a joke that I did not understand. Now I am really confused, a normal state for me. Oh, and fuck caric.
The robot inside you just let loose a single tear, but I think it might be because you haven’t finished your mission by killing all the Jeff Goldsteins in the phone book yet.
well…i really think a real ethical killbot wud have been a lot nicer to us…on account of the recursive self-improvement an all.
It’s for the best. Do you really want to work for a killbot organization that calls Caric for questions on manliness?
Well, some wiseass suggested him as a reference.
Don’t leave. Goldstein’s audience will grow like poison ivy soaked in meth. But if you do scoot, take me with you. I’m worthy. We’ll swap dancing girls and toss urine ballons at anyone who looks funny. It’ll be just like PW only better.
They retracted their offer? Don’t those fuckers at The Ethical Killbot have any ethics?
Send a Soldier to stomp their asses. The Kurt Russell Killbot type.
That’s just to sucker Perfesser Caric into the kill-zone, Dan.
Nishi, you do understand what the word “hypothesized” (in your link) means, don’t you?
(Although I guess that “recursive improvement” is working for you; your comment was written almost entirely in real English, hehe….)
Real men dont need no stinking ethics anyway… Killbotism is it’s own reward.. Their loss Dan.
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