Boom.

Satchel’s Cub Scout duty this month is to sell lots of very yummy popcorn.  He’s good at it, but I promised him I’d help.  Luckily, you can order it online and have it shipped right to you.  The stuff is good, too, so it’s not just a nice gesture.  It’s a gustatory treat for you — a kind of warmly popped lead-up to a tongue and gullet orgasm.  With maybe

A special forces buddy of mine over the weekend convinced me to pick up the Smith and Wesson M&P 15-22, loaded with a Magpul package (sites, grip, collapsible stock).  Says it’s a great training rifle, and it will allow my wife and oldest boy to get comfortable shooting long guns so that they can eventually feel confident enough to pick up a 5.56 or my SCAR-H. I was reluctant, but

FOX: A leading House Republican criticized the Obama administration Sunday for running ads in Pakistan denouncing the anti-Islamic film that allegedly sparked violent and deadly protests across the Middle East and North Africa, calling the roughly $70,000 project a “horrible idea.” “I think it was a horrible idea,” said Michigan Rep. Mike Rogers, chairman of the House Intelligence Committee. “It gave credibility and it gave a permission slip to Al

… and was delivered today instead Crunch! Belly, Butt, and Thighs Bootcamp. I’m not sure if some warehouse clerk at Amazon is trying to say something about me, about Gilbert, or about the Obama / Davis connection. Or maybe even some unholy combination of the three. On the plus side, though? 5 easy steps to the power glutes I’ve always wanted!

And no, he wasn’t talking about those who clogged up bathrooms of private businesses or took dumps on police cars or held rape-ins at local parks or on private lots univited. At least, not this time. Instead, our President was comparing with our own American beliefs the freedom-loving, revolutionary spirit of those who rose up during the Arab Spring to depose any and all despots who prevented them from expressing

Thankfully, we here — from the State Department to the Press Secretary to the LA Times, among others — have fingered for potential Islamic bounty hunters this hateful hater who misused his free expression to blaspheme Islam, which deserves respect and will kill anyone who doesn’t accept its premise that no other religions or people are entitled to that same tolerance. And really, that’s what the First Amendment is all

Some of us knew. And we told everybody. And then were shunned. And — as is evidenced by my Twitter interactions today — continue to be so. Though part of that has to do with being a dogged asshole and a pseudo-intellectual, most likely. A hausfrau who doesn’t know his place. But still. The things I could have brought to the table in this, the Most Important Election of our

William Jacobson covers Fauxahontas’ practicing law in MA without a license. Can kids survive another four years of Michelle Obama? I’m sure somewhere some nascent entrepreneur kids are out to corner the school black market in chocolate syrup and Doritos. They are starting with the We are Hungry videos. Hillary, who still won’t answer questions about the slaughter in Benghazi, is having her “SQUIRREL” moment by pushing for a global