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So. I ordered Joel Gilbert’s Dreams from my Real Father on DVD through Amazon

… and was delivered today instead Crunch! Belly, Butt, and Thighs Bootcamp.

I’m not sure if some warehouse clerk at Amazon is trying to say something about me, about Gilbert, or about the Obama / Davis connection.

Or maybe even some unholy combination of the three.

On the plus side, though? 5 easy steps to the power glutes I’ve always wanted!

12 Replies to “So. I ordered Joel Gilbert’s Dreams from my Real Father on DVD through Amazon”

  1. serr8d says:

    Sounds like the little fellow was hitting on you…

    …or it was changed by, and for, the ‘dillo? Perhaps being confined in the closet is taking it’s toll!

  2. cranky-d says:

    If it had happened to me, I would say it’s a sign that I need to work out more.

    It makes absolutely no sense in your case.

  3. cranky-d says:

    On the plus side, Amazon is pretty good about returns, though it’s a hassle you didn’t need.

    The warehouse clerk is obviously trying to wear you down.

  4. William says:

    Amazon is clearly saying that Obama dreams about his father’s tight abs.

    That is an extreme limb there Amazon, dang.

  5. mojo says:

    Nah, the Little Guy only orders midget porn.

  6. Jim in KC says:

    On the bright side, you’ll be able to open a can of spinach with your butt muscles.
    Like Space Ghost.

  7. leigh says:

    Y’all are missing the obvious. Mrs. G. ordered this so she’ll look like a million come bikini season.

  8. William says:

    … a sign the next step in Jeff’s career is “Classically Liberal Abs?”

  9. steph says:

    Jim in KC –
    Order!
    Hail Brak

  10. happyfeet says:

    Mr. Bezos has a huge ranch outside Marfa where he does space stuff. He might could be spreading himself too thin.

  11. palaeomerus says:

    I used to have a humorous work out video that was basically “lose weight and tone your muscles by chopping shit up with an axe”. The guy would chop up old freight skids and the funny thing was that he’d always say “be sure to wear your goggles” before he got started. It was just a guy showing you how to demolish stuff pretending that it was an exercise routine instead of a how to video. He used other tools too like a pole saw, sledge hammer, and prybar.

  12. palaeomerus says:

    That and Dorf videos were how we used to amuse ourselves before we discovered “Will it blend?” on the internet.

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