Yes, but he’s the good kind of anti-Islam filmmaker. The kind who gives big money to O! and who is presented as hip and edgy and anti-establishment, even as he consistently advocates for a bigger, more centralized government! Now shut up and stop asking questions. Oh. And eat your fucking peas. (h/t JHo)

Let’s just say it. Were Obama a Republican President, the impeachment talk from the press would have already reached a fever pitch. But we have a radical leftist in office, so we are where we are. Here’s the deal, President Obama: You, your State Department, and your Justice Department can tell us to stop asking questions about the mess (from our perspective; from yours? probably not) you and Hillary have

What the fuck country is this again? Oh, that’s right. Ameritopia. With a side order of Sharia. Sometimes it’s easy to forget. (h/t Blake)

…howsabout you fill that time otherwise spent all unnecessarily curious and whatnot doing something constructive. Like, for instance, holding a Yard Sale for Obama! h/t geoffB, who predicts a forthcoming Obamathon; me, I foresee a “Pay $10 to Touch Scarlet Johansson’s Tits for Obama Day”. Or maybe an “Eva Longoria and Scarlet Johansson Make Out Party for Obama!” pay-per-view event. And I’m only half kidding.