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Since you aren’t allowed to ask us about the embassy attacks…

…howsabout you fill that time otherwise spent all unnecessarily curious and whatnot doing something constructive. Like, for instance, holding a Yard Sale for Obama!

h/t geoffB, who predicts a forthcoming Obamathon; me, I foresee a “Pay $10 to Touch Scarlet Johansson’s Tits for Obama Day”. Or maybe an “Eva Longoria and Scarlet Johansson Make Out Party for Obama!” pay-per-view event. And I’m only half kidding.

19 Replies to “Since you aren’t allowed to ask us about the embassy attacks…”

  1. Darleen says:

    That plus the highly successful Bridal Registry for Obama bit are parody-proof

    I’m agog

  2. B Moe says:

    I might just have one of these. Since I live in leftard central, I can way over-price shit since its for Obama, then use the money to buy a gun or something.

  3. Jeff G. says:

    This could be a parody video and nobody would be able to tell the difference.

    Re: intent, and the possibility that EVERY TEXT can be ironic.

    I rest my case.

  4. Jeff G. says:

    Plus, that one dude carries a vibrating, dildo-shaped Obama doll in his ass pocket.

    That’s what we literary theory types might call subtext.

  5. William says:

    At this point it’s hard to even make fun of these drones. “sell your soul for Obama” I guess. Forget “Forward” I like the sound of “Have Less, so He can have more.”

    Fits like a glove I just sold

  6. Ernst Schreiber says:

    Spreading the wealth tends to concentrate the wealth. Who knew?

  7. geoffb says:

    I have an idea for them. Have the OFA do what the Hare Krishna folks did in the 70s and hit people up for donations while proselytizing, dancing, and singing at airports. TSA can help them out.

  8. Squid says:

    She seems almost lifelike. Too bad about the uncanny valley.

  9. palaeomerus says:

    Why not sell that extra Kidney and donate to the Obama campaign? You have two Kidney’s and some people don’t even have one! And if THEY have two kidney’s your kids can help out too! Just think about how good you’ll feel looking down at your pride stitches knowing that someone is having their blood cleansed because of you, AND you helped reelect Obama and kept the Republicans from puttin’ y’all back in CHAINS! Do it for Healthcare! Do it for a end to racism! Do it for Trayvon!

  10. leigh says:

    geoffb, I’ll have to find that little clicker thing I had back then. It made a noise like a cricket and I’d click it at them at the airport when they were making pests of themselves. They’d scatter and bother others.

  11. geoffb says:

    They could offer a pass to bypass the TSA for a donation of $3 or more.

    “Move Forward with Obama”, “With Obama you’re ahead of the head.”

  12. leigh says:

    I’d be sorely tempted to make that donation. Getting felt up or x-rayed by bored TSA agents is no fun.

  13. palaeomerus says:

    That woman created a waffle iron! Wow. We have matter transmutation now? Or was hat ex-nihilo?

    Also, the fake Debby Wasserman Schultz character is funny.

    ” Stuff we don’t need anyways” Is there nothing this savior won’t do for us? He gives us a way to get rid of what we are told we don’t need. We aren’t really middle-upper middle class anymore so why live like we are? Hope and Change!

  14. palaeomerus says:

    Why do ten dollar bills look like they were soaked in a pee puddle?

  15. Darleen says:

    um … ok can we get someone right away on what pal suggests

    “Organ donations for Obama!”

    I want to see that on youtube yesterday!

  16. B Moe says:

    I can see it, a grizzled old redneck, “I’d give my left nut for another four years of Obama!”

  17. sdferr says:

    The main naval exercise comes as President Barack Obama is scheduled to meet Benjamin Netanyahu, the Israeli prime minister, today to discuss the Iranian crisis.

    ?

    WTF?

  18. geoffb says:

    From B Moe’s link.

    The multi-national naval force in the Gulf includes three US Nimitz class carrier groups, each of which has more aircraft than the entire complement of the Iranian air force.

    The carriers are supported by at least 12 battleships, including ballistic missile cruisers, frigates, destroyers and assault ships carrying thousand of US Marines and special forces.

    The British component consists of four British minesweepers and the Royal Fleet Auxiliary Cardigan Bay, a logistics vessel. HMS Diamond, a brand-new £1billion Type 45 destroyer, one of the most powerful ships in the British fleet, will also be operating in the region.

    Along with the headline,

    Armada of British naval power massing in the Gulf as Israel prepares an Iran strike

    This shows that the writer is not very well versed in naval terminology or even English. Be that as it may putting 3 carrier groups into that confined waterway is putting a lot of eggs into one honey trap.

    I also hope that the Brits have some missiles and shells for their HMS Diamond as they have been known recently to deploy their ships with out them due to financial constraints.

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