No, really. Jesus wept. Or rather, he would, were he not bound by a gag order, awaiting a court ruling on his fitness to preach his own non-inclusive gospel.

A politically reborn David Mamet continues his campaign to have all his works forever stricken from drama anthologies / film school curricula — and his name blackened inside the walls of the academy. But no worries. Politically enlightened students yearning to Fight the Powers can always study “30 Rock” scripts. (h/t afs)

On the plus side, recycling the reams of paper that will be expended in such a filing probably counts as a newly-created “green job.” So, see? The system works, just as Rep. Ellison said it works. It’s Recovery Autumn!

Guess our War with Iran is going to have to wait a bit. FOXNews: Rep. Darrell Issa, chairman of the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee, sent a subpoena Wednesday to Attorney General Eric Holder as part of his investigation into the gun trafficking operation known as “Fast and Furious.” “Top Justice Department officials, including Attorney General Holder, know more about Operation Fast and Furious than they have publicly acknowledged,”

“Ultimately the bourgeoisie will not go without violent means.” Which, given the Democrats’ vocal backing of this “protest” movement, means we should probably start worrying that the DOJ is working on plans to funnel these protesters guns. Paging Professor Brian Kiteley! I wonder: do these people ever stop to consider what happens to parasites after the host is killed and eaten? — and after the means of finding new hosts

9. “And to my dear friends the Aztecs, I’d like say that we in America are profoundly sorry for belittling your heritage by referring to the tequila shits as ‘Moteuczomah’s Revenge.’” 8. “– Which is why Americans wish to apologize for never having truly embraced the that sport you do with the brooms and ice.” 7. “And yes, to this day, that portrayal of a non-gay American playing a gay