Janeane Garofalo: “Listen, the whole ‘teabagging’ thing (not that there’s anything wrong with that, mind you, because nobody loves them the gays more than I do, and some of my best friends will drop their balls in each other’s mouths faster than you can say ‘lick the shaft, Paco’)…? It’s not your fault, really. It’s your limbic brain. Pressing up against the brain pan. Causes your synapses to misfire. And
April 2009
Progressivism: Tory! Tory! Tory!
On the “liberal” / classical liberal divide, this much can be said: the more things change, the more they stay the same: Consequently the political design of Tory measures was uniformly to increase the coercive power of the government over the individual and enlarge its range of action. The design of Whig measures, and subsequently Liberal measures, was uniformly to decrease the government’s coercive power and to reduce its range
Tax facts
103 days? Really? Really? From Reason TV: Jonah Goldberg: According to that reason video I posted below, Americans work an average of 103 days a year just to pay their taxes. If you had to work 365 days a year to pay your taxes, that would be a kind of slavery or indentured servitude, because all of your productive labor would be going to the government. You would have no
Gosh [Dan Collins]
I’m shocked, shocked: An investment company once run by the head of the Obama administration’s auto task force has been accused of paying more than $1 million to an aide to New York’s former comptroller in a bid to win a lucrative deal with the state pension fund. Steven Rattner was an executive at the Quadrangle Group, a private equity firm, until he left this year to lead President Barack
John Ziegler on the B-Cast [Dan Collins]
A follow-up to Jeff’s post from yesterday, John Ziegler talks about his ordeal at USC, where he attempted to interview people going to the awards ceremony for Katie Couric for her stellar work interviewing Sarah Palin. Fascism with a frowny face. David Thompson also posted on the subject yesterday, a short bit worth your reading. Clearly, the USC Campus Police were impressed by the DHS warning about dangerous right-wing extremists.Â
Glenn Beck? Charles Johnson? [Dan Collins]
Hmmmmmmmmm . . . I’m pretty sure I side with Glenn Beck on this.
Channeling Derek Smalls
May I raise a practical question at this point? Are these the kinds of “moderates” we’re supposed to be trying to win over? These? These? Also, are we going to do “Stonehenge” tomorrow? Face it: At some point you just have to point and laugh at midgets clad in tights dancing around a wrongly-scaled hunk of styrofoam to the plaintive pluckings of a lyre. And fuck ’em if they can’t
“House Democrat Leaders: Tea Partiers Are Racist, Nazi, Gun Nuts”
Perhaps if the protesters had been more careful about what they wore, or more precise in the language they used on their signs… (h/t N O’Brain)
Wolcott Goes Public; Scrooge mullets return to fashion
From C-Span’s Washington Journal: Tea Parties are merely ineffective “ad hoc photo ops,” opines his waxy-faced rice paperedness — with all the confidence one expects from a Vanity Fair writer trying to fathom a culture in which Wal-Marts thrive and sidewalk fish markets are as distant a memory as Mr Wolcott’s once-discernable jaw line. Most telling bit: This can’t be a burgeoning movement because people simply weren’t angry enough! Sadly,
pragmatism and heart-ache!
Or, when is a contrived mea culpa nothing more than a passive-aggresssive attempt to prove oneself correct and insightful in the long term? Well, there still isn’t much organization and little professionalism, but it turns out that I was the one lacking realism. I failed to grasp the excitement this idea generated and how it would animate the grass roots to actually get out of their chairs and do something
