me: “You’re kidding me, right? $30? For a really awful clipper cut?” bad $30 haircut / Kurt Russell: “No, I’m not kidding. And call me Snake.”

Well, that’s one way to make Keith Olbermann’s Worst Person in the World segment, I guess. From Turkish Weekly: According to the report, the man, who was arrested on Friday, was carrying a press card identifying him as an employee of Al Jazeera. He reportedly confessed to his intention to stab Obama with a knife and said that he was aided by three accomplices. The report stated that Turkish authorities

The President, that is. The Powerline guys offer one set of explanations. Me, I have a slightly different take: as with everything else in his life, Obama views the Presidency as a mere stepping stone to the next even bigger thing over which he is entitled to take ownership. His entire existence is one long campaign push, and he has quite clearly built his identity around a belief in his

Or, can’t we just all get along? Because if not, so help me, people: Locusts!