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What price, unity? (Or: “bitch best have my money!”)

From the AP: A black delegate for Hillary Rodham Clinton says she was called an “Uncle Tom” by Illinois Senate President Emil Jones, one of Barack Obama’s political mentors. Chicago political consultant Delmarie Cobb says Jones made the remarks Saturday night while discussing her support for Clinton. She called the remark “fighting words” and unacceptable. Jones, who also is black, said Monday that he never uttered the slur. He says

My eleventh brief conversation with the 2mg regimen of Klonopin (clonazepam) prescribed me by my GP

me: “I gotta tell you, buddy. Mixing you with Absinthe and some quarter cask single malt last night? Made me feel like one of them alien abductees. It’s like I lost time.” Klonopin: “Yeah, too bad, that. Because I had the video camera running. And I can tell you that the only anal probing going on here last night happened when you stumbled over your swivel chair and cornholed yourself

The ceremonial cleaning of THE WOUND: a video short

I wish I knew how to embed it. But fuck. I’m drinking Absinthe, and the green fairie don’t do html. So here. Warning: graphic images of graphic images. But no pooter. I have my pride, after all. And, you know — a penis.

Terms of Endearment

When, say, Trent Lott makes a “racially insensitive” remark (even one I happen to believe, despite my noted dislike for Lott, he did not intend), Democrats and the mainstream press depict those comments as a kind of slipping of the mask, behind which lurks the ugly manifestation of a black-hearted racist. Yet when Joe Biden, Barack Obama’s ubiquitously Brylcreemed VP pick, makes “racially insensitive” remarks of a far less roundabout

The Last Brunch

Podcast 5 features another reading. In .wav format, too!

RACISMISTS!

It’s not just for evil right wing rethuglicans anymore! A prominent Philadelphia attorney and Hillary Clinton supporter filed suit this afternoon in the U.S. District Court for the Eastern District of Pennsylvania against Illinois Sen. Barack Obama and the Democratic National Committee. The action seeks an injunction preventing the senator from continuing his candidacy and a court order enjoining the DNC from nominating him next week, all on grounds that

MADD hatters

From David Harsanyi, writing in the Denver Post: What happens when presidents from more than 100 of the nation’s best-known colleges call on lawmakers to consider lowering the drinking age from 21 to 18? Well, a brigade of hyperbolic mommies start screaming at them, that’s what. In the Amethyst Initiative, college presidents have offered a rational, if counterintuitive, plan. Let’s stop treating young adults like wards of the state. Mothers

New soul shrapnel

Or, if you prefer, podcast 4. ( .wav version available here; text version, here. So that you can read along and see where I stumbled.)

The effect of gamma rays on man-in-the-moon marigolds, where “gamma rays” are really Tylenol 3 with codeine, and “man-in-the-moon Marigolds” is really an increasingly disillusioned catch wrestler-in-training with one of his digits being essentially held together by medical duct tape

Or, podcast number 3. You choose. (WMV version here.)

Dr Zaius, elder from the Planet of the Apes, and Friedrich Nietzsche: a time-bending philosophical disquisition in two parts

___________________ Part I.