Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Juan Williams.
Heh. Come on in, Mr Rove. You old kidder, you!*
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Williams: “Knock Knock!”
NPR: “Who’s There?”
Williams: “Juan…”
NPR: “Juan who?”
Williams: “Juan Williams!”
NPR: […]
NPR: […]
Williams: “Hello?”
NPR: “Uh … no habla da inglese!”
NPR and PBS: Serving no useful purpose since the invention of coaxial cable.
Well, NPR for sure. But PBS? That dude on Yankee Workshop on Saturdays is pretty damn good.
Meh. That’s what TLC is for. And Home and Garden. And…oh hell, you get the drift.
That’s Darth Rove…
I do. Perhaps my facetiousness was a bit too hard to discern.
On CNN, O’Reilly Is ‘Ahmadinejad,’ Juan Williams, ‘Happy Negro’
http://newsbusters.org/blogs/matthew-balan/2007/09/26/cnn-o-reilly-ahmadinejad-juan-williams-happy-negro
“Comment by Doug on 9/26 @ 2:58 pm #
On CNN, O’Reilly Is ‘Ahmadinejad,’ Juan Williams, ‘Happy Negro’”
Feel the love.
Oh, Mr Rove. You old kidder, you!
[ opens door laughing, but is attacked and dragged into the hall by the Land Shark ] In my fondest dreams, that is.
Dear Mr. Williams. Welcome to our world.
Is there like some companion piece, reference guide to this blog that I forgot to buy or something? Why do I always feel like the slow kid that just missed the punchline… standing there going “What? What?” with a bewildered look like freakin Vinny Barbarino while everyone else is laughing…?
Maybe I should just cut back on the Vicodin…
DO NOT CUT BACK ON THE VICODIN
“Welcome to the desert of the real.”
I should make t-shirts with that on it and send them to folks like Lieberman and Williams.
I don’t see a lot of people at CNN getting those shirts, however.
More like “Welcome to Fantasy Island!”
You’ve got vicodin and you didn’t share??
– I’m a little dissapointed over here. I was expecting Hampster to at least follow-up with the usual touchy-feely, progressive way, of adding insult to injury by photoshopping Williams in whiteface. She must be busy. I mean, after all, its been a heady week for the Commie commune, what with a visit from one of their revered cult figures.
The post updated for my kids’ nightly reading, which tonight included some “Just So Stories” by Kipling:
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Juan Williams
Fuck you, you imperial apologist, unable to understand how you denigrate the other. Oh, and another fuck you for trying to dictate the terms of an interview. Fascist breeder.
I hereby submit that from now on, the idiotic euphemism known as the “n word” should be replaced with the “nigger word”. That way people could get to say that word they long to say without there being any questionable inflection. Maybe a protocol could be adopted requiring the hipster-literate actor to hold up the universally understood “AIR QUOTES” signal while saying “nigger word”. I’m sure we could figure something out.
Brainwash?
Eh?
Is joke…or real?
Alphie, did you get invited back, or are you just not quite stupid enough to forget to breathe?
Alphie, did you get invited back
Nah; he just figured that, with PW on a New Server, he can go back to making a spectatickle of himself….
Oh, alphie. You can finally see it? Maybe there’s hope for you, after all!
Alphie, just remember: brains are friends, not food.
Guys, Guys!
Try to recognise the fundamental unfairness inherent in attempting to shoot a staked out rabbit, Monty Python style.
Remember, mercy is a virtue. and no, Alf, inanities are not.
“Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Ardee.”
“Ardee who?”
“Ardee goddamn Rockies ever going to lose a game?”
(Butthead voice) Uh….huh huh……guess that should have been “Artie.”
Craig:
Yea, I was just thinking about that. The anxiety the Rockie’s success causes me is overwhelmed by the smug satisfaction of knowing how tight the anus’ of Mets fans are right now.
heh
Isn’t it wonderful? Now if we could only get a law passed aginst selling them tickets to games at CBP.
Nah, Craig. The Philies fans do a great job of hollerin’ at Shea. That’s more satisfying.
The tolerant, diverse, taxpayer-funded public radio. What KILLS me is what happens when a lib veers away from the telescreen screech. Look at that poor bastard Baird who dared to report progress after his Iraq visit. Gotta give the guy props (and a short shelf life) for sticking to his guns.
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