Not one to trust the local media, I took to the streets of Denver to find out just how effective this week’s economic boycott on behalf of undocumented workers has been. Finding 1:  Hispanic hookers working the Val Verde “Yacht Club” all present and accounted for—except for Lupe, who is out with “bad cold sores.” Finding 2:  “Rico Pollo” restaurant on Alameda reports no decline in business.  “Everybody loves the

Carter:  “I think this meal would be far more tasty were we to get rid of that ridiculous blintz—and were we to make sure the cheeseburger was sufficiently humbled and didn’t presume to interfere with the rich commingling of the rest of the cuisine, which I have on good authority is far more sophisticated.”*