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If instead of one of the worst Presidents in US history, Jimmy Carter were a side of KooKoo-yeh Loobia-Sabz

Carter:  “I think this meal would be far more tasty were we to get rid of that ridiculous blintz—and were we to make sure the cheeseburger was sufficiently humbled and didn’t presume to interfere with the rich commingling of the rest of the cuisine, which I have on good authority is far more sophisticated.”*

17 Replies to “If instead of one of the worst Presidents in US history, Jimmy Carter were a side of KooKoo-yeh Loobia-Sabz”

  1. wishbone says:

    One of the worst?

    OK–MAYBE Buchanan, but it’s either the gold or the silver.

  2. ken says:

    Agree with Jules critique, with the obvious addition that few US Presidents have added any glory to their names in the way we have dealt with Iran since Carter. But Carter framed the mindset we are dealing against now. And to what extent they are correct (see Democrats–run, cut and) remains to be seen. Obviously the recent vote to hightail it out of Iraq by Congress did us no favor in dealing with that mindset.

  3. AJB says:

    What inanimate object will you ‘humorously’ turn George W. Bush into?

  4. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Why do you ‘care’?

  5. Major John says:

    I loathe Carter – but some cheeseburgers do need humblin’.

    I had to chuckle at “a” over at Jules’ site showing his fanny, just like here…

  6. N. O'Brain says:

    Posted by Major John | permalink

    on 03/26 at 07:41 PM

    Witlessness knows no bounds.

  7. Joe says:

    Sorry Wishbone but as a history major I would rate Carter as #3 worst president. In order:

    1) Buchanan

    2) Harding

    3) Carter

    4) Filmore

    5) Harrison – Only because he didn’t have the sense to come in out of the rain

    Now I have to get back to work cleaning toilets. Oh well, At least I get to supervise English Lit majors.

    Take care

  8. al-falphie says:

    Say what you will, but Koo was one hell of a soccer player.

  9. wishbone says:

    2) Harding

    I’ll take dimbulb crook over indescribably inept any day.

    My #2 ruling stands (I was a history minor).

  10. Herbert Hoover was a great humanitarian, saving thousands of Russians from starvation in the 1920s. Then he became a failed President.  I call him Jimmy Carter in reverse.

  11. Except wasn’t it Belgians that Hoover saved from starvation?  And let’s face it, it isn’t like the world needs more Belgians.

  12. wishbone says:

    Stupid Belgians.

    Except for the waffles.

  13. Richard says:

    Stupid Belgians.

    Except for the waffles.

    And the beer.  And the Belgian Fries.

  14. Sean M. says:

    Except wasn’t it Belgians that Hoover saved from starvation?

    Well, I don’t know if he did much of anything for the Belgians, but he did help the Russians, even though they’d gone Bolshy at that point.

  15. Scape-Goat Trainee says:

    Alphie wrote at Jules site:

    Yeah,

    How dare those Iranians overthrow the puppet monarchy we installed to rule them?

    Didn’t they realize the Middle East is an American colony?

    I noticed in the comments that Alphie’s as much an idiot there as he is here (no surprise). Once again he tries to change the subject without ever addressing the substance of Jules commentary. Jules talks about how Carter’s policies emboldened the Iranian mullahs and therefore has direct consequences today (which he’s correct about), but Alphie turns it around and wants to talk about our support for the Shah. In other words, instead of admitting Carter was an unmitigated failure on several levels, as well as condemning the mullahs for taking Americans hostage in 1979, or the British in 2007, Alphie blames America once again. I guess in Alphie’s world, it’s fine to take Americans hostage, as long as you’re fighting against the “Great Satan”. One wonders how this guy can even stand to wake up to another sunrise in such a despicable country. So why do you even do it Alphie? Obviously you’re miserable. You know…Canada is just right up the street.

  16. Jeff Goldstein says:

    He won’t move to Canada, because if push came to shove, they wouldn’t fight to protect his freedoms.  Well, unless you count swinging hockey sticks menacingly as national defense.

  17. N. O'Brain says:

    Well, unless you count swinging hockey sticks menacingly as national defense.

    Posted by Jeff Goldstein | permalink

    on 03/27 at 07:42 A

    Hell, Guy LaFleur could’ve taken alphie.

    And Guy’s nickname was “The Flower”.

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