At Curly’s wedding, when the rabbi said, “Do you, Jerome Horwitz, take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife?”, do you think he said, “Why CERTAINLY!”?

“I live my life like there’s no tomorrow and all I’ve got, I had to steal Least I don’t need to beg or borrow Yes I’m livin’ at a pace that kills” Yeah, okay, you’re a badass.  I get it already. No, really, I’m impressed.  *yawn* I’m getting another beer.  Want one? Answer ghosted here ->“Running with the Devil,” Van Halen.

You sent her to Baghdad.  Now buy her new bags, dad. Yeah, I looked at the cleavage.  I’m so ashamed!  But . . . there was no face, then!

Hi!  I’m posting this from a wild discoteque!  I can hardly hear myself think, much less type! I’ve been to Ibiza, Milan, Paris, Barcelona, Buenos Aires . . . I’ve sampled the nightlife.  But almost nothing compares to the place I am now!  I think I may have taken too much ecstasy.  Rio . . . what, beautiful?  No . . . my online friends.  Yeah, just a minute.  I