“To the left, To the left, To the left, To the left, To the left To the left,…” That sounds a lot like some of the least-loved commenters around PW. “I could have another you in a minute matter fact he’ll be here in a minute – baby” Yep.  When one troll leaves, two take his place. Answer ghosted here ->“Irreplaceable,” Beyonce.

I’d give my eyeteeth for a comment one-tenth as good as this: “Trudeau said the State had no business in the bedrooms of the nation. Apparently this doesn’t apply to toboggan hills. First we need to nuke the Amazon rainforest so I don’t have to hear about it anymore. Then we need to train all the endangered species to fight terrorists because clearly, our helmet wearing, peanut-allergic wimpy children won’t

Student felled by moose head sues Back in my day, when we had too much beer, we simply puked, passed out, dragged our sorry asses to classes the next day, and got on with our lives. An American student is suing her university for negligence after a mounted moose head fell on her from a wall during a biology exam. Oops, my bad.  Well, look . . . what kind

—Before you even get started, let me just tell you straight out that it ain’t gonna happen today.  And that’s because, in what he’s assured me was a regrettable, one-time occurrence, the little guy had himself “an horrific Oedipal moment” (his words) that he’s sure will “scar him for life.” Without going into much detail—and without causing the poor wretch too much embarrassment—let me just say, by way of explanation,

Murtha in Iraq. COLONEL:  You write “Born to Kill” on your helmet and you wear a peace button. What’s that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke?! JOKER: No, sir. COLONEL: You’d better get your head and your *ss wired together, or I will take a giant sh*t on you! JOKER: Yes, sir. COLONEL: Now answer my question or you’ll be standing tall before the man. JOKER:  I think