20 Replies to “Bleg: Buy Malkin New Tits [Dan Collins]”

1. lee says:

   January 28, 2007 at 7:07 am

   Don’t do it!
   
   Michelle is just fine the way she is.

2. Hunter S. Thompson says:

   January 28, 2007 at 7:09 am

   Well I have to ask, what is Michelle’s bar fine!

   Then again, I want to close the place before I take her home anyway.  Let me buy a round for the house!

3. furriskey says:

   January 28, 2007 at 7:35 am

   So that’s Michelle Malkin…
   
   Exquisite! Not like the horrible Michelle that keeps popping up here.
   
   That Ilona is a gruesome specimen, isn’t it?

4. lee says:

   January 28, 2007 at 7:39 am

   Speaking of AP, fake bags, and gruesome specimens, they (the AP) are all exited about Jane Fonda back on the war protest circuit again.

5. furriskey says:

   January 28, 2007 at 8:04 am

   You should have shot her the first time. There must be something on the statute book.

6. cranky-d says:

   January 28, 2007 at 8:05 am

   Fame is a drug.  Once you have it, it’s hard to let go of (he said, never having had any fame of his own).

   Jane knows she can get that attention this way.

7. alphie says:

   January 28, 2007 at 8:41 am

   So the Iraq War has come down to a battle between the people who want to relive WWII and the people who want to relive the anti-Vietnam War protests?

   Not a very good fit.

   Kinda like poodle skirts and bomber jackets coming back into fashion at the same time.

   Isn’t there some kind of National Nostalgia Dept. to arbitrate these kind of things?

   If there was…who should run it?

8. The Lost Dog says:

   January 28, 2007 at 8:48 am

   I just wanted tom say that she’s not a bad guy for a girl – regardless of her funbags.

9. The Lost Dog says:

   January 28, 2007 at 8:54 am

   And BTW, Jeff, do you have anything to do with my cable TV saying “No data available” when I want to find out who the hot chick is?

   Just asking…

   I probably should have been in bed hours ago…

10. lee says:

    January 28, 2007 at 9:15 am

    You should have shot her the first time.

    Every Vietnam vet I’ve ever met hate Janes guts.

    Frankly, I’m suprised they didn’t send the old traitor out sooner. At this point, it just seems shes jumping on the band wagon.

    I imagine we’re going to be getting an assload of her now though.

11. furriskey says:

    January 28, 2007 at 9:20 am

    an assload of her

    What an appropriate way of describing Ms Fonda.

12. lee says:

    January 28, 2007 at 9:30 am

    Jane and Cindy, two iconic lefties, together at last. Coming to a theater near you soon!

    I wonder how long before she’s posing with OBL.

13. Pablo says:

    January 28, 2007 at 12:06 pm

    You really want to be careful about trying that striptease workout.

    I wonder if Jane is taking the french fry bus out of mothballs.

14. teach says:

    January 28, 2007 at 1:42 pm

    Take a vacation, Collins.  About 5 years should do nicely.

15. nikkolai says:

    January 28, 2007 at 3:17 pm

    Take a hike, teach. About forever should do nicely.

16. Hunter S. Thompson says:

    January 28, 2007 at 3:32 pm

    I had Jane Fonda once in the 70s while we were both tripping on acid and drinking vodka.  It was better when she did not talk.

17. Oedipus Rex says:

    January 28, 2007 at 3:49 pm

    Posted by alphie | permalink
    
    on 01/28 at 01:41 AM

    You really and truly don’t know anything at all do you, alpo?

    You’re like a massive black hole of ingorance, sucking in a whirlpool of asshattery.

18. George S. "Butch" Patton (Mrs.) says:

    January 28, 2007 at 4:17 pm

    So the Iraq War has come down to a battle between the people who want to relive WWII and the people who want to relive the anti-Vietnam War protests?

    Here’s a thought; let’s relive the one we won.  Gonna be a bit rough on Tehran, briefly.

    alphie—thank you.  You have finally encapsulated the American Left.  For all your talk of progressivism, you are incapable of imagining anything new under the sun… and you think no one else can, either.

19. The Lost Dog says:

    January 28, 2007 at 4:36 pm

    Asshat.

    What a great word! It echos all over the valley… (No, no, no! Don’t go there please).

    TW: age62 – OMG! age58 is plenty scary enough!

20. Paul Moore says:

    January 29, 2007 at 11:41 am

    I think Malkin may be onto something here. Maybe she and Tammy Bruce and Laura Ingraham, and Mary Kat should do a v-blog investigating this pole dancing thing. Coulter can come too, but only if she promises to EAT SOMETHING FOR GOD’S SAKE! We don’t want her going all hypoglycemic on us.
    
    The lib’s may have the cool bumper stickers, but we got the babes. (And we don’t worry that it might be sexist to admit it, do we?)

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