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I like to vaccuum while dosing on Klonopin. I find it to be soothing.
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Oreck or Hoover?
Or Dyson?
Or Roomba?
Or ShopVac?
ME thinks a Scooba
From JustOneMinute: Left getting ready to blame “vicious BushCo disinformation campaign”– just in case–: Karl Rove Indictment an elaborate Hoax? Did Jason Leopold get Rolled?
ELECTROLUX 4EVA!
C’mon. If it’s a Roomba, he wouldn’t be vacuuming; the Roomba would be; using a Roomba is no (TW) effort.
I’ve got one. Great piece of technology. Scares the hell out of cats.
Adverse Reactions to Klonopin
Psychiatric: Confusion, depression, amnesia, hallucinations, hysteria, increased libido, insomnia, psychosis, suicidal attempt (the behavior effects are more likely to occur in patients with a history of psychiatric disturbances).
Be careful with that Hoover, Panic Man.
Thanks for the advice. But unless my Klonopin is lying to me, he says I’m suffering no adverse side effects.
And you know something? I believe the little green galoot!
KIRBY!!!
It’s all about the Kirby Jeff.
Isn’t there a mode where you can drive it around like a radio-controlled car? I was thinking that.
That’s definitely a reason to get it. My cat needs some excitement…..
PIATOR (the good type):
“Scares the hell out of cats.”
Is that an added benefit or is it precisely why it is a “great piece of technology”?
It’s a shame that people nature lack’s patience. The lead that was broken of the internet is just that, a lead. One must give time for things to materialize. As much as people are out for his head, Karl Rove is still a very powerful individual. Although he is in deep waters he is still a political Goliath. Disposing of him won’t be that easy. One of his closest allies is the President of the United States. How many strings can be pulled on the strength of that alone?
Another thing people must remember is that an indictment is not a conviction, it is a legal accusation. There is still a long process to go which could drag out for another year or more. I am not advocating Karl Rove nor am I trying to disprove the accusations. Rather I am advocating that people exercise patience and let the events unfold. Rome wasn’t built in a day and the Bush administration is in no shape to take any mud to the face. The news media isn’t either. They are not going to break this story until it’s verifiable on court dockets. Well that’s my 2 cents.
Hoping for another Fitzmas, they got yet another lump of coal.
Tragic.
The Roomba doesn’t have a mode where you drive it around like an RC car. Only a mode where the NSA agent sitting in the parked car across the street drives it around like an RC car and the concealed camera takes pictures of everything in your living room. (To ed.: insert strained Kafka allusion here to prove my intellectual pumpitude.)
That’s the funniest item I’ve read in a few days. Thanks. The news media is going to wait until it’s verifiable WRT to Rove. Right.
See? Makes me giggle all over again.
Play your games, Small People. Come to think of it (and I will always think of it), they’re actually very good diversions.
I rule the world and you decidedly do not.
Ooooookay.
I was going to say something witty about how eagerly the left body blogotic leaped on this headfirst with both feet in front of them, and how predictably they try to blame someone else.
Then that LVHFMBCP dude posted, and now all I can do is sadly shake my head.
Anyone still defending Rove is lying to themselves more than Rove lied to the grand jury. String up that Turd Blossom!
It’s a sealed indictment. You’ll see soon enough.
Oh, I have no doubt. I was just told that it was going to happen today, and I was all ready with my 48 pt banner headline.
I guess this means that SuperCedar works in the Clerk’s office and just violated the seal order. Hmmm.
I mean, otherwise he would just be guessing or lying or somesuch.
There are leaks everywhere. Fortunately the government will soon stamp them out.
http://blogs.abcnews.com/theblotter/2006/05/federal_source_.html
You guys keep rooting for Big Brother, please. Once he’s fully entrenched you can really start to remove the undesireables.
The Bush administration has been taking mud in the face for 6 years. I lament the Bush’s administration’s apparently inability to promptly and appropriately communicate its message to people but at the same time, when the driveby media is out to get you, you’re going to get mostly mud.
That’s not mud on their face. It’s the backsplash from all the shit BushCo has been dumping on America for 6 years.
Apparently someone in Fitz’s office got careless and sealed SuperCedar in the envelope along with the indictment. Shouldn’t we be mounting a rescue mission or soething?
Query, oh all knowing SuperCedar, is this “soon enough” going to be in my lifetime? Cuz, I’m sort of like Jeff, I’ve got things to do and all this waiting is fucking with my other obligations.
Inquiring minds want to know.
MEMO:
To: Big Brother
From: I love Dick(nixon)
When you get a chance would you please remove “TheSuperCedar” ?
Thanks,
TW: I’m not kidding “big”
Get rid of the undesireables, SuperCedar?
Why, I’m not the one circulating a political quiz that equates imprisoning me with liberalism.
Now stop projecting all over the place. That stuff leaves little paisley stains.
Not only that but the stench lingers.
Guess what, superciliouscedar? I couldn’t care less if Rove got indicted or not. Wait a minute…nope, still don’t care. But it’s oddly entertaining to see twats like you get excited about Fitzmas yet again.
If you retards stopped jacking off long enough about a possible indictment of Rove and though through the ramifications of an actual trial with KR’s defense subpoena powers of all the liberal MSM partisans you might have difficulty climaxing.
I’d call it an unexpected benefit, sort of like how a DoD communications network intended to provide data during a nuclear war has given the entire world the sweet, sweet gift of free porn.
Where’s the kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth shattering kaboom!
(My emphasis)
And there you have it. The inner workings of a moonbat’s mind. Fascinating isn’t it?
Someone messed with your Illudium Q-38 Space Modulator, eh Pablo?
I’m buying stock in Kimberly-Clark. Lots of tissues will be used whether he’s indicted or not. I just can’t decide which will cause the most tissues to be used–drying tears when he isn’t, or cleaning up…oh, nevermind.
Damn you, Rove! You magnificent bastard…
Am I the only one who sees TSC posting this while sitting in a pumpkin patch?
So, the prosecuter that hasn’t found a crime in the actions that were the basis of his investigation: the revealing of the identity of an “undercover agent” for the CIA (one so deeply undercover that she 1)posed for a photo spread in Vanity Fair, 2)was well known around DC as a CIA employee and 3)who’s husband evidently revealed her employment to numerous journalists according to sworn affadavits) now wants to indict another White House aide? And the lefties panties are wet with anticipation?
yawn…wake me when Keith Olberman and Chris Matthews finish foaming at the mouth in hyperbolic rage….after all, it is sweeps season……
As I recall, there was some problem coordinating the Rove Indictment with the Iraqi Civil War. They kept interfering with each other, endlessly delaying both.
It’s so unnecessary. When will they learn that if they would just cooperate, they both could happen?
Until I see Rove playing cowbell on the WH lawn it’s likely he’ll be indicted. Even Fitzmas can’t overpower cowbell.
– Why is Fitzgerald starting to look more and more too me like Tricky Dicky in a Prosecutors suit. “As your Prosecutor, I’m here to say…..People need to know their Prosecutor is not a liar….. and Well I need to be clear about that… I am not a partisan hack”…..
TW: The moonbats continue to prove the existance of mans warped sense of humor….
Pablo: There was a book?
“The TV in Attack”
SB: must
read
According to the instruction manual, it does have a mode where you can drive it around—but why bother? It’s easier to just pick up the thing if you need to move it somewhere, and most of the time it drives itself.
Not sure about the camera, though. It does not use a camera to navigate—instead, it uses a contact sensor in a large bumper. So instead of moving around a room the way you or I would, it gropes blindly, navigating by touch, bouncing off walls and obstacles and zooming off in some other direction. Sort of like Grandma when we’d hide her white cane.
But why are you vacuuming the sidewalk three houses down?
That’s gooooooooood Klonopin…
Wait. You actually read an instruction manual?
Sissy.
Somebody tell Dr. Daiquiri from the other thread we have him a drinking partner.
Anyway, we all know that Karl Rove writes all manuals specifically to get us to do his bidding.
I have to confess to reading the manual on the MK-19. Full Auto Grenade launchers can be a bit intimidating – especially after we had a guy put two rounds through a blast door with a little, uh, weapons handling “issue”.
I still don;t care for daquiris, however. Single malt Scotch (Talisker or Oban) and a very little ice, thanks.
Coming Soon (h/t Drudge)! Using google earth to see if your car keys are under your sofa.
Normally, I don’t read the manual. But well, geeze, there’s only three buttons on the controller, labelled “Spot”, “Clean,” and “Max”, and a three-way rocker switch.
Now, you tell me what buttons you would push to make it vacuum my apartment at 10 AM on Tuesdays and Thursdays, and noon on Saturday.
Here’s a brief profile of the left’s latest hero of the day…
My how impressive! You sure this guy isn’t part of the Kennedy clan?
Diocletian,
Probably a third cousin.
Dude, that sounds so… so… Desperate Househusbands-like.
Retitled for US broadcast, “Priscilla, Queen of the 3rd ID.”
And the Roomba is tits for freaking cats out, even better than a laser pointer…
Chrees No…Desperate Househusbands learn to vaccuum in the prone position, using only the left hand for the cleaning tasks, since the right is always otherwise occupido, so to speak. Then theres the problem of bleaching those damn bumper marks out of your shirts, but thats anaother story….
– You know you’ve lost track of time and accidently doubled your Klonopin dosage when the pills start to look as large as banana’s….
TW: Letters, we get letters……
I looked at the Roomba, but settled on the La Boomba.
No buttons to push, and it puts itself away every night by sneaking back over the border.
Oh, and it can also whip up a primo pile of nachos when the mood strikes.
Still… waiting …
But but but its a sealed indictment !!!
Still waiting….wasn’t it supposed to be yesterday?
Are we there yet?
TW: fact, as in something that this story is devoid of.
Super_Cedar,
The phone snooping is old now.
The new trend is new rules: IPs must log users, users contact data and *pertinent* suspicious / illeagal activity for IHS.
Snoopy-snoop. Is that you in my hdd or is that just Kazaa mining personal data again?
TG
Still waiting…