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Random Geraldo Rivera thought, Monday, September 19, 3:00 PM EST

…Bolton calls that a mustache?  Please.  My mustache used to fuck mustaches like that in prison…

Kristol’s Razor

An interesting observation from Bill Kristol, writing of the Weekly Standard’s first ten years: Among the most important lessons I’ve learned [in the first decade as Weekly Standard editor], blindingly obvious though it might at first appear, is one I think applies with equal force not just to Washington journalists but also to the people we write about–and to our readers. It concerns a central, chronic misunderstanding of modern political

“We commend the sensitive and prompt action that Burger King has taken.”

From the Scotsman: The fast-food chain, Burger King, is withdrawing its ice-cream cones after the lid of the dessert offended a Muslim. The man claimed the design resembled the Arabic inscription for Allah, and branded it sacrilegious, threatening a “jihad”. The chain is being forced to spend thousands of pounds redesigning the lid with backing from The Muslim Council of Britain. It apologised and said: “The design simply represents a

Chimpy McHitlerburton’s smirky rodeo ride through history, continues:  Sunday Imperialist Election Special

By all accounts, the Afghan elections went smoothly, with most emerging reports framing the proceedings positively (though the amount of coverage has been disappointing; foreign policy success stories, in our current media culture, are not near so interesting as the prospect of 10,000 bloated corpses floating along the swollen delta, particularly when those corpses can potentially be laid at the feet of a fascist, guitar-pickin’ Biblethumper lording over a racist

Overheard inside a Tall’Afar bunker, Sunday, September 18

First militant: “Remind me again how dressing as women makes us brave, Sulaymaan?”* Second militant: “Because, my brother, dressing as women is but a means to an end.  Surrounded by the Great Satan’s heavily armed paper tigers, the cagey Islamic warrior improvises to make his escape so that he can return another day to slaugher the infidel occupiers.  And when he does return, he does so gloriously, in full beard,

Posse Come-an’-save-us

From the AP: President Bush’s push to give the military a bigger role in responding to major disasters like Hurricane Katrina could lead to a loosening of legal limits on the use of federal troops on U.S. soil. Pentagon officials are reviewing that possibility, and some in Congress agree it needs to be considered. Bush did not define the wider role he envisions for the military. But in his speech

Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry—and coated with a film of human waste.

Miserable donuts’ Major John is part of the LA cleanup efforts and has posted a bevy of photos:  water moccasins, displaced nautical transports, men in camouflage pants… Just keep scrolling.  And make sure to read the captions, as well.  I particularly liked this one: One thing sort of stood out today as I went into New Orleans. This is a picture of what is left over when the waters recede

A Saturday knock knock joke (for Pandagon’s Amanda Marcotte / Dianne Feinstein / NARAL)

Knock knock Who’s there? Supreme Court Chief Justice nominee John Roberts. KEEP AWAY FROM MY UTERUS, YOU PENIS-WIELDING WOMB BUTCHER!*

The Sexism of Katrina’s Enablers?

The destruction visited on New Orleans in the wake of Hurricane Katrina has certainly occasioned a lot of Michael Brown criticism, but now that the racism charge is starting to lose its luster, I find it remarkable anyone would believe a charge of sexism could fare much better. And yet, here’s Miss Alli, she of the outrage that President Bush didn’t “freak the fuck out” in the early days of

“I Will Rebuild With You, Mr. President”

Democratic political consultant and Gore presidential campaign manager Donna Brazile, writing in the Washington Post: New Orleans is my hometown. It is the place where I grew up, where my family still lives. For me, it is a place of comfort and memories. It is home. […] On Thursday night President Bush spoke to the nation from my city. I am not a Republican. I did not vote for George