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Supreme Court Chief Justice nominee John Roberts.
KEEP AWAY FROM MY UTERUS, YOU PENIS-WIELDING WOMB BUTCHER!*
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Penis-wielding womb butcher.
I think i’ve just found what to put on my business cards. Thanks, Jeff.
Just so we’re clear, the above knock knock joke was not meant to disparage all those who have wombs. Indeed, it is quite possible to be a woman and find the post amusing. Not that a woman must find it amusing—or must do anything, for that matter. After all, I’m not trying to be prescriptive here. Just saying.
Which, I probably shouldn’t even surmise about such things, now that I think about it. Women are free to do so, however. Surmise, I mean. Though please don’t think me pandering for saying so. Or think me patronizing. After all, this is about equality. And men are just as free to surmise.
Just not about what women surmise.
Yup. I said it.
All Your Reproductive Tract Are Belong To Us.
The Chief
I guess Amanda can’t help but lead with her uterus.
Appalling doesn’t begin to describe the hate spewed at Pandagon. They seem to be attempting to rival New Orleans for the world’s lrgest open sewer. Alas, New Orleans will be easier to clean up. Why try and wade through the muck?
Turing word: happened, as in the folks at Pandagon just happened to be so detached from reality as to make them certifiably insane.
My uterus has survived the onslaught of pregnancy and childbirth twice, and there was a penis involved at some point in this process.
So it seems that penises are pretty ineffectual in butchering wombs.
Just my personal experience.
“So it seems that penises are pretty ineffectual in butchering wombs.
Just my personal experience.”
Thank you for sharing.
Any others? Don’t be shy. We’re all friends here. What’s said here will remain here.
SMG
I dunno. PCU is looking less like a spoof every day. Cause-head.
I don’t think women should worry too much about those coat hangers…the vacumn cleaner does a pretty good job of sucking out those parasites NARAL so dreadfully fears may oppress all females at any age from ever obtaining their Gaia-given right to narcissistic self-happiness.
What can I say, I’m sick of the hysterical feminist hysteria and their idiotic assumption that my uterus belongs to them.
Why won’t they just go back to examining the plight of Eve Ensler’s vagina and shut up already, their burdensome cause is overbearing.
SEXIST!
Again, I wonder, is it possible to make a job out of “Reading Pandagon so others don’t have to?”
Damn, I thought with the summer vacation over, the kiddies at Pandagon would be back at their respective junior highsschools.
t/w: “think,” as in, there’s a first time for everyone, Amanda.
CIC visit’s the womb-room … er .. asks Condi if he can go to the bathroom …
What’s that all about? Someone get Rove, Freud and Jung.
Wassamatter Wad, never seen a guy have to go before?
Scandal!! The Prez had to take a piss!!
Idiot.
Abortion is a “civil right?” When someone says civil rights I think about black people at the back of the bus, not dead fetuses.
“What’s that all about? Someone get Rove, Freud and Jung.”
The latter two would certainly be helpful in analyzing the left’s sudden interest in Bush’s bowel movements. Perhaps the leftists squealing about this didn’t get their daily dose of Mrs. Cartman’s schiezer videos.
TW:often, as in, Leftists often reveal themselves to be on the same emotional level as 6th graders.
The Womb is Tomb
The Tomb is a Womb
Can I like write for the Times now cause of course I’m like really really deep.
TW: “higher” well thats oxymoronic!
Grow up, Wadard.
Good lord, here I am on Protein Wisdom and I’m saying “grow up” …
Yeah. Doesn’t seem right somehow….
Just pretend this is a trackback since I can’t seem to get trackbacks to work.
Needless to say, it eased the pain of yet another brutal gridiron loss. Thanks Jeff.
Those broads are so cute when they get uppity!
TW: added I’m doing my best to get added to the “sexist” list.
Chris – South Park: The Movie maintained that Mrs. Cartman allegedly starred in a number of scheisser videos – a dipthong with an…er…difference.
Careful? Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?
“KEEP AWAY FROM MY UTERUS, YOU PENIS-WIELDING WOMB BUTCHER!â€Â
The use of the word “wielding†connotes the concept that the human male has control over the penis. Actually it is the opposite … the penis wields the man.
Jeff, do you HAVE to mention people’s “gender” just because they happen to be “women” talking about their “gender”? Can’t you just talk about their IDEAS?????
My first thought was that was with all the wombs I’ve attempted to butcher in my life, there has not been one success. But that would open me up to questions as to the quality of my weapon.
Here‘s a womb-wielding penis butcher!