…Bolton calls that a mustache? Please. My mustache used to fuck mustaches like that in prison…
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SB: blood
and treasure
Yeah, I’d like to hear him say that without those glasses around to back him up.
I hear Tom Seleck’s mustache, Benard, can attest to that.
I, for one, would just like to say that I am most definitely in favor of the return of the “Say Anything” gal.
Brava, my fine young lass. Brava!
(applause)
I bet this will get Ron Jeremy’s mustache pissed off, you know, because he has been around the block a couple of times………..
Meh. Geraldo’s moustache talks tough, but would totally get its ass handed to it if it were to meet Patricia Ireland’s moustache in a fair fight.
Geraldo’s moustache would take too much meth and flip out on live TV.
Watch out for those small, silent ‘staches. They’re tough as nails. Remember Boston Blackie’s mustache, Grover. That was one ass-kicking little dude. And no kung-fu either.
It ain’t the size of ‘tache
It’s how it kicks ass.
Don’t forget those Marine Corps-issue moustashes that all the junior officers get. They’re all named “LT”, I understand…
Now those are some tough ‘stashes…
You do realize that Fred Goldman’s mustache, Earl, is far and away the toughest sonovabitchin’ mustache on the planet?
And pretty well off now too, even after paying all those lawyers.
This is wrong, <bold>exclamation point</bold>. How would you feel if the only reason people linked to this post was their hirsuitism fetish? Have fun not being uptight about mustaches, I’m going to grow me one of those sons of bitches and I’m going to swing it like a motherfucker.
What, you think prison rape is funny?
HATER!
We’ve tried to contact Geraldo’s mustache to arrange a debate with our candidate, but it hasn’t returned our calls.
I detect a faint whiff of spirit gum and HYPOCRISY!!!1!!