Joyce Carol Oates speaks for John Kerry. As does Molly Bloom.
But Shannon Elizabeth has a different take: “I’ve come to love Bush. Like, lots. Which, I think that proves I’m a very open-minded person. Who likes to experiment.
“…Um, what was the question again?”
update: “Did I mention that Danny Masterson says I have nipples like the Tin Woodsman’s hat? I like camping.”
What, nothing about Shanon Elizabeth’s nipples? I feel like I just ate Chinese takeout only to discover at the end that they forgot to include a fortune cookie.
As a writer who has published work in some of the same journals as JCO, I’m embarrassed by how foolish are many of my fellow creative writers. They make us all look bad. Perhaps it goes to show that knowledge in one area does not necessarily mean you have any intelligence or even common sense in another.
Welcome back, Jeff…
Shannon Elizabeth likes bush?
Ooh, can I watch?
Jeff,
You should consider channeling Bob Schiefer. This debate is really sucking.
I’m with Ralph, where’s the live network coverage of this? Because i’d really like to see another Republican celebrity.
~what do you mean double entendre? I only ask becasue that seems MIGHTY Freedom sounding to me~
:-D
A valid observation. I invite you to check my take on the same thing.
A valid observation. I invite you to check my take on the same thing.
Yes. Yes. Yes.
And your gay daughter can watch…