Okay, I’ll admit it: Guys who embroider kinda creep me out. And guys who embroider and then admit to it on their brand new blogs really creep me out. But worst of all — like, the cream of the creepy crop worst, I mean — are those guys who embroider, admit to it on their new blogs, and then link to my site. What do such people want, do you

“Hackers who use the internet to alter people’s identities on the [New Zealand] electoral roll could face prosecution. “The warning from Electoral Enrolment Centre manager Murray Wicks follows the plight of a New Plymouth woman whose name was changed to Mr Fat Ass,” The New Zealand Herald reports. Kylene Soar was stunned when she received the letter from the electoral centre asking her to confirm that she had changed her

I can’t tell you why this bothered me so much, but it did. For whatever reasons. So y’know, I’m just saying, is all… From the Dayton Daily News: In a post-Columbine world, acts of innocent fun have sometimes turned into criminal acts of revenge. Nobody

— Hello. You’ve reached the mobile communication unit of Eugene Glick. If you and your friends are planning to: 1) Give me an atomic wedgie — an exercise in which I’m pinned against a gym locker while you yank the waistband of my undies up over my head, nearly severing one of my testicles in the process — please press the # button. 2) Corner me in the school lavoratory

“More than 17 million adults in the United States have at some time impersonated Elvis Presley, according to a poll released on Monday ahead of the 25th anniversary of the singer’s death. “The Harris poll found that 71 million Americans over the age of 18 considered themselves Elvis fans, while 70 percent of the adult population had watched at least one of Presley’s 33 movies,” the Independent Online reports. The