Reason’s Tim Cavanaugh: “Bush is a lock.” That’s me quoting myself. At Nick Gillespie’s insistence, I am saying publicly what I have been repeating privately for a year, and doing so now, when the polling seems to look good for Kerry, so I can’t be accused of capitalizing on the news. Just to reiterate: It doesn’t matter how much gas costs, how poorly things are going in Iraq, what new

“…oh no, not a resolution. Anything but [yawn] that…”* The IAEA responds: “That’s right, bub, a toughly worded resolution, too. And we have plenty more paper where that came from.”

…but it’s got me all aflutter, nonetheless. via Ace

Girls have picked them every one. When will they ever learn? When will they ever learn? Mind your business, you crazy Beatnik. *

eg. “Is that your leotard?” “Yes, that leotard belongs to me.”

…is available here in pdf format. The protein wisdom two word reaction: hooray, sovereignty!

“We’ve said it before, Great Satan: your Sam Goody stores infuriate Allah! Behold the wickedness of Gap Kids! May the very fires of hell incinerate your Great Steak ‘n’ Potato Company, what with their seriously overpriced and undermeated mushroom cheese steaks — and may brimstone rain down in ferocious torrents upon Coach Leathers and all the infidel dogs working and shopping therein, praise be to Him!”*

For lunch, I just had a 32 oz. block of Monterey Jack cheese, cut into little bite-size cubes and smothered with a spicy dijon mustard. For dessert, I had a stick of butter dipped in egg yolk. Which, that can’t be right, can it?

Blah blah right-wing Rumsfeld warmonger chickenhawk evil Bushies Wolwowitz and his neocon cabal for oiloiloiloiloiloil blah blah ignorant stupid bloodthirsty morons, the real axis of evil on a ranch in Crawford and blah blah blah no WMD he lied, Bushitler lied, people died died died tie-dyed peace peace peace down with the Zionists! peace peace Kyoto! they hate us they hate us they hate us and what can we do

Q: Why did former DC Mayor (and current DC City Council candidate) Marion Barry cross the road? A: For hookers and Crack, of course. Try to keep up.