For lunch, I just had a 32 oz. block of Monterey Jack cheese, cut into little bite-size cubes and smothered with a spicy dijon mustard. For dessert, I had a stick of butter dipped in egg yolk.
Which, that can’t be right, can it?
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Nope, too much cheese.
Unless you are out of induction
– or have a defibrillator handy.
And would the gentleman like a massive coronary to go with his meal? May I reccomend the isochemic stunned myocardium?
Excellent choice, sir.
M: “Homer, did you stay up all night eating cheese again?”
H; “I think I’m blind!”
Do you wanna live forever? Next time, batter those cheese cubes and deep fry ‘em in lard first.
I think that you grabbed Michael Moore’s lunch by mistake.
What—no mayonnaise?
If deep-fried butter is wrong, I don’t want to be blaaaarghgeij29zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
It will definitely kick your Lipitor into overdrive.
You can’t expect to lose weight when you’re all bound up. So be sure to include a Brillo-pad chaser to the menu.
You forgot the bacon . . .
Mmm… dijon mustard… Next best thing (well, almost) to Coleman’s.