“…oh no, not a resolution. Anything but [yawn] that…”*
The IAEA responds: “That’s right, bub, a toughly worded resolution, too. And we have plenty more paper where that came from.”
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“And we have plenty more paper where that came from.”
Brilliant. Effing brilliant.
Of course you realize this could lead to sanctions, which is really what the UN wants, seeing as how they probably already spent the bribe money they made in Iraqs UNSCAM. Iran has lots of oil too, they could stand to make a bundle.
Oh, by the way, did I mention Kerry is an asshole?
Just thought I’d mention that.
When does the Rush to War
Do they have Oil for Food?
Anything but [yawn] that
This is such a presice way of describing it, it’s scary.
Hah! Those Iranian mullahs are shaking in their turbans now, you betcha!
Love thie site. Especially about Kerry being an ass hole. But did you know, his wife is very sexy. It has to be true, because she said so on TV today.
congratulations to rudy gofman! she’s a lovely missy and you are perfect for each other. get married soon chap!!! i love you.
-v
“And if you don’t watch yourself, we here in the IAEA might start telling people your behavior is less than satisfactory… “
“Nooooooo! such a severe condemnation from this august body will surely destroy our reputation on the international stage! What must we do to avoid your harsh punishments?”
And there’s more where THAT came from: The Senate Democratic Caucus is gettin’ pretty steamed, too! Just wait’ll THEY get finished with whatever Bush let Iran do, or the U.N. do, or the U.N. do to Iran or Iraq whatever!
One can tell they meant it to sting.
Not the buttons! Not the gumdrop buttons!!
“This will have to go on your personal record.”
Excellent, Jeff.
Or maybe they’ll be sentenced to (gasp!) “the comfy chair.”
[End of the gratuitous Python reference.]
Stop! Or I’ll say stop again!
Why oh why didn’t one of those planes miss the WTC center and hit a building in Turtle Bay??
I don’t know, but a toughly worded letter sounds pretty unilateral and, um, cowboyish to me. We need to be multilateral with our good friends the French, Russians and Germans who have lots of oil deals at stake with Iran.
Why not whip out the most lethal weapon–a blank check? Whatever Saddam was offering, whatever the mullahs are offering–the US can just up the ante!
Then maybe throw in some oil deals with Iraq and some sexual slavery favors for Security Council members. They’ll forget all about appeasing the oily mullahs and their silly little nuclear program.
Oooo, la la! C’est la vie!
Mullah to UN: “If the UN passes a resolution condemning Iran’s nuclear weapons program, then Iran will respond by building nuclear weapons.”
Translation: “F*ck off.”
This reminds me of when Warren Christopher said the Serbs had better quit bashing out the brains of Bosnian kids with axe-handles … or else, what exactly? They “would feel the full weight of American diplomacy”. My Dad’s response, “that idiot Christopher is going to go over there and hit them with his briefcase.”
Same stupidity, different millenium.