“[…] unlike John Kerry, who couldn’t lift one of Michael Moore’s man boobies.” “Am I the only one who thinks John Edwards looks like a woman?” “Then Nancy Pelosi got drunk and tried to grab my enormous package.” “How about those Bush twins in their little party dresses, eh?  Does anybody else have a chubby?” “And then there’s Cruz Bustamante, who I pounded into paper and used to wipe my

“[…] unlike John Kerry, who couldn’t lift one of Michael Moore’s man boobies.” “Am I the only one who thinks John Edwards looks like a woman?” “Then Nancy Pelosi got drunk and tried to grab my enormous package.” “How about those Bush twins in their little party dresses, eh?  Does anybody else have a chubby?” “And then there’s Cruz Bustamante, who I pounded into paper and used to wipe my

“John who?  Dude, how’d you get into my trailer?  Seriously, you can’t be in here.  I don’t even know you.”* **** Shannon Elizabeth update:  “Skeet Ulrich?  Yeah, I’m pretty sure he’s seen my breasts…”

“John who?  Dude, how’d you get into my trailer?  Seriously, you can’t be in here.  I don’t even know you.”* **** Shannon Elizabeth update:  “Skeet Ulrich?  Yeah, I’m pretty sure he’s seen my breasts…”

From the BBC:  “French hostages plead for lives” Two French journalists held hostage in Iraq have urged their government to lift a ban on Muslim headscarves in schools to save their lives. The men also called on French people to protest against the law, set to come into force this week, in a new video shown on Arabic TV station al-Jazeera. The latest video emerged as a deadline set by

From the BBC:  “French hostages plead for lives” Two French journalists held hostage in Iraq have urged their government to lift a ban on Muslim headscarves in schools to save their lives. The men also called on French people to protest against the law, set to come into force this week, in a new video shown on Arabic TV station al-Jazeera. The latest video emerged as a deadline set by

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In preparation for my NYC sojourn to cover the GOP convention, I’ve made a few minor cosmetic changes to help protesters identify me as a bonafide rightwinger deserving of their earnest, progressive scorn.  Because I wouldn’t want the Starbucks crowd aiming their water balloons and free-range chicken eggs at any innocent bystanders… Oh.  And I’ll be wearing a coat made from the elderly and dragging a cluster of minority children

Yeah, right.  Like a woman who thinks a Quarter Pounder with cheese is a flawed diamond would ever eat an Egg McMuffin. …Christ.  You people really disappoint me sometimes. **** underpaid Guatalajaran kitchen help of update:  Teresa wails, “Don’t question my husband’s patriotism, unpatriots!” (h/t Ace)

Depends.  Last I heard he was in Cambodia.  But I have my doubts.